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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy neighbor told me his wife is breaking his chops because she hears my wife and me groaning and
moaning while having sex every morning. I didnt tell him its just me trying to put my socks on!
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(729 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
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(52,325 posts)True Dough
(17,326 posts)Enquiring minds want to know!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,605 posts)True Dough
(17,326 posts)This is a forum for lefties, after all!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,605 posts)Niagara
(7,661 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,605 posts)Niagara
(7,661 posts)True Dough
(17,326 posts)the "Turbo" comes from in his screen name!
"Honey, it's sock-sy time!"
Niagara
(7,661 posts)Danascot
(4,694 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)Science is important.
DFW
(54,437 posts)Finally someone has explained it to me. Thanks!
BOSSHOG
(37,099 posts)moniss
(4,274 posts)a certain age the act of getting up from the chair or sofa becomes nearly an entire dialogue of various moans and grunts and walking to the kitchen takes an entire strategic plan for the order of which piece of furniture or part of the wall to lean on along the way.
Golden Raisin
(4,613 posts)But I try to convince myself that all the maneuvering to rise up from chair/sofa and then choose the appropriate furniture landmarks to aid the journey is making my brain function more acutely.
moniss
(4,274 posts)and the trip back gives your other arm an equal amount of exercise.
UTUSN
(70,741 posts)underpants
(182,880 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,605 posts)Pachamama
(16,887 posts)Thanks for making me laugh and smile
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,605 posts)Golden Raisin
(4,613 posts)I feel like a geriatric circus contortionist.