I wonder what the "H" in "Jesus H Christ" stands for...

[malthaussen]

... boy, I bet people would feel stupid if it turned out his middle name was Irving.

-- Mal

[JoseBalow]

1. I always heard it was "Horatio"

[bottomofthehill]

4. Jinx, you owe me a coke

Dating myself.

[bottomofthehill]

2. Horatio

[Dave Bowman]

3. H stands for Harold

— he was named for his Dad. You know, “Our Father who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name…”

[walkingman]

6. Cheers...that's funny!!

[Dave Bowman]

11. Thanks!

[rurallib]

5. Husein - a fine middle-eastern name

[vishnura]

8. Husein it is!

[JoseBalow]

10. Shouldn't it be Spanish, like his first name?

[Dave Bowman]

12. Hernando?

[JoseBalow]

13. Humberto?

[Marthe48]

7. Don't know what the H. stands for but I know it's a horse at the race track

I heard the blacksmith say, "Jesus H. Christ! Get off my foot!"

[bif]

9. Harrison.

Sheesh. I thought everyone knew that!

[Yavin4]

14. Hugo. n/t