The DU Lounge
Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTwo Brooms hanging out --
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's
......been ....sweeping around!!!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)do strawmen sleep with straw sluts? Is that why their - uhm - position won't stand.
underseasurveyor
(6,428 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)made me grin.