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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
Sun Oct 28, 2012, 11:24 AM Oct 2012

Two Brooms hanging out --

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Sounds to me like she's
......been ....sweeping around!!!

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Two Brooms hanging out -- (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Oct 2012 OP
Straw slut. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #1
o.O Tuesday Afternoon Oct 2012 #3
Well at LEAST they hadn't swept together! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #5
question - Tuesday Afternoon Oct 2012 #6
HA! underseasurveyor Oct 2012 #7
(rim shot) HopeHoops Oct 2012 #8
Cute..... dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #2
:-) Tuesday Afternoon Oct 2012 #4
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