So, Anybody Raptured Yet?

[Deep State Witch]

I know it's just noon on the East Coast, but anybody here Raptured yet?

Nah, I didn't think so.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Around 10:30 EST, I felt a twinge of Rapture....

but, it didn't take.

[cloudbase]

33. I did as well, but it turned out to be gas.

[SheltieLover]

2. Nope.

Do people really believe this? If so, do they give away all their belongings?

[Coldwater]

3. There's still time

it's projected to take place September 23-24, 2025

[anciano]

4. Nothing yet here on the Gulf coast ....

[catbyte]

5. No sign of it here in Michigan, but we just had a pretty good thunderstorm roll through

That's about it.

[awesomerwb1]

6. Not yet, but I do feel lighter

[Scrivener7]

7. I'm generally pretty happy, but I wouldn't say rapturous.

[Thunderbeast]

8. I have my eye on a lakefront McMansion....

When the owners elevate, I hope to take advantage. They have a couple of nice cars too.

[Deep State Witch]

10. Yep. A bigger McMansion

So we can house more cats!

[hlthe2b]

9. I fear we are all condemned to Trump's Hell on Earth for the indefinite future, so no.

But if his MAGA are raptured, we'd be in HEAVEN!

[Moostache]

11. The only thing raptured was America's remaining dignity...once Trumpo started talking at UNGA today... (n/t)

[pandr32]

12. Someone should release a bunch of blow-up dolls.

I know it's bad to release balloons, but it would be hilarious to watch people think they are not making the righteous cut.
Perhaps over some deeply evangelical areas of MAGA.

[mwmisses4289]

17. Wasn't there an movie with a scene like that?

Scene of cars crashing and other kinda funny stuff as the people freaked out.

[pandr32]

18. That sounds like what I thought would happen.

What movie?

[mwmisses4289]

19. Six feet under.

I think that was the name of the movie.

[mwmisses4289]

20. Here.

https://m.

[pandr32]

21. That's the stuff!

[Bayard]

22. Ohhh....I gotta see that!

[lapfog_1]

30. now, if they were only blow up sex dolls

and she thinks only the evil sinners get to go to heaven

[Blue Owl]

13. Dump's diaper may have ruptured

[2naSalit]

14. It did start raining a little...

I've been hoping for rain for a week.

Does that count?

[mwmisses4289]

15. Wait...it's today?!? But I was assured that it's happening tomorrow!

Maybe that's why my cats were going nuts at 5 this a.m.!

[walkingman]

16. I hope it picks me up out of Texas and drops me in NM or Colorado.

[C_U_L8R]

23. If only one certain person was raptured

I’d be in bliss.

[MysteriousStranger]

24. Yes!

I've been dancing to Santana in my kitchen!

[Wounded Bear]

25. I'm certainly not expecting to be snatched up...

Just hoping I can scavenge some good shit when the "good folks" are gone.

[yardwork]

26. AFAIK my annoying MAGA relatives are still here.

[Trueblue Texan]

27. Pray harder, everyone!

Please Lord!!! Take them! Take them now!!

[Sibelius Fan]

28. Religious beliefs are for the stupid and gullible.

[LogDog75]

32. The unber religious are stupid and gullible

Many people who are religious are sensible and don't push their religious beliefs on others. The uber religious are people lacking something in their lives so they turn to the charlatans who promise them eternal life if they follow the charlatan's phony religion they're pushing. Those people are so desperate to find some guidance in life they're willing to give up their lives, their families, their friends, their homes, and their money as a symbol of their devotion to their religion.

[Dave Bowman]

29. There was a guy floating in the air earlier but apparently he was huffing helium.

[LogDog75]

31. If anyone did rapture

They wouldn't be doing any posting. If they did rapture and posted afterward, then they must have a helluva wifi signal.

[rurallib]

34. I felt great after peeing when I really had to go

For a moment I thought I was on my way.