You guys are boring me.

[Curmudgeoness]

I am stuck in the house, listening to the wind, and I come to the Lounge for entertainment. And what do I get....nada.

I'm heading for Meta. I can amuse myself with "the jury system doesn't work" threads.

If anyone has any other suggestions for a bored storm watcher, I could use them.

[Major Nikon]

1. You could pull down the shower curtain, break out the wesson oil, and invite the neighbors over

...for nekkid twister.

Just a thought.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. I may be too old for that.....

and I don't know if it is the nekkid part or the twister part that is more appalling.

[Major Nikon]

20. The way to find out is to claim to have "lost" the twister mat after everyone is already oiled up

[Curmudgeoness]

27. Sadly, I think I still have a twister mat.

Hmmm, wonder what it's worth on craigslist.

[lalalu]

18. Haven't heard that in years!

[Major Nikon]

21. Sometimes the old ways are the best

[demwing]

2. There's always porn

always

[Curmudgeoness]

6. Men! nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. The Lounge holds many large machines - one of which is for boring --

[Curmudgeoness]

9. Whoa, that is one big freaking instrument

you have there.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. heehee

[marzipanni]

48. Ptah would be envious

Except he knows the ones made in the USA are better!

[femmocrat]

4. Hey, I'm just grateful that we still have power.

Having heat and lights is entertainment enough for me right now.

[LiberalLoner]

7. That's how I feel too!

[Curmudgeoness]

10. If you say so.

Yes, I am hoping that I do not lose power...it is cold outside! But that just isn't enough. You know, I take that for granted. Well, unless it goes.

[Skittles]

8. you want I should kick some bored Curmudgeoness ass?

I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU MY SWEET

[Curmudgeoness]

11. You and what army, Skittles? nt

[Skittles]

14. I AM MY OWN ARMY!!!

yes INDEED!

[Curmudgeoness]

15. Oh my god.....all caps!!!!

Skittles, I have a feeling you are all talk. I bet you are cute and fuzzy and love kittehs.

[Skittles]

22. I, er, have two rescue kitties

HEY, DON'T RUIN MY REPUTATION

[Curmudgeoness]

23. We'll keep it a secret....just between the two of us.

[Unknown Beatle]

13. Netflix, Hulu, Youtube, Amazon

All have movies you could watch. I recommend "The Perfect Storm". J/K

If I was near you, I would go over to your place and we could play chess, checkers, or spin the bottle, your pick.

[Curmudgeoness]

19. OK, you entertained me.

I LMAO with that one.

[wendylaroux]

16. Meow!

[Curmudgeoness]

24. You got no funny gif to go with that meow?

And I already tried that....the cat is bored too.

[2on2u]

17. If you're willing to take a drive, they are offering up some entertainment in my neighborhood...

[Curmudgeoness]

26. Hell, I'm not willing to take the garbage out.

But if I was, I might just take that, um, interesting robot up on his offer. I figure it is a "he" because .....well, because.

[2on2u]

41. The "free" part should be a "giveaway". Nyuk nyuk. n/t

[fleur-de-lisa]

25. Start drinking . . . then everything is amusing.

Seriously, that's the only way I survived Hurricane Isaac a few months ago.

[Curmudgeoness]

29. This glass of water isn't doing a thing for me.

Well, it is moving this fudge down the gullet.

[HopeHoops]

30. I tried that, but I think I'm ready for bed.

[HopeHoops]

28. VAGINA! PENIS! BREASTS! TESTICLES! ANUS! BUTTOCKS - Something in there has to be interesting.

[Curmudgeoness]

31. Well, that does give me an idea

on how to amuse myself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

32. You put your testicles in. You put your testicles out.

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You put your testicles in... and you sha... OWWIE!!! OWWIE!!! OWWIE!!!
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I'm just gonna go back to my man-cave now and lick my Hokey Pokey wounds.
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CRANK THIS MUTHA UP AND DANCE WITH ABANDON AND I GUARANFUCKINTEE YOU WON'T BE BORED!!!
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[Curmudgeoness]

33. Something I never thought I would live to see.

A rock version of the hokey pokey. Good grief.

[Art_from_Ark]

35. There's a rock version of "Red River Valley", too

[HopeHoops]

45. Once again, what if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

[marzipanni]

49. I thought you knew.

I can only think you are getting Hokey Pokey confused with Hanky Panky?!

[HopeHoops]

51. Um, okay. That might explain the problem.

[Aristus]

34. The Lounge was a lot more fun back when we had a Grotto.

We used to have quite the good time...

[texanwitch]

36. Good times.

I seem to remember that one had to have at least 1000 posts to get in.

Also know the passwords.

[Aristus]

38. Or at least know VelmaD.

Which I did.

VelmaD, sadly, is gone lo these many years. Wonder what she's up to these days.

Up to no good, I hope...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

37. Oh I remember.

Had way to much fun!

[Aristus]

39. I seem to remember the ladies found the pool-boys very appealing...

It was too much fun to last, all right...

[Curmudgeoness]

44. And all we have now is pictured in post 42.

Sigh.

[edbermac]

40. I just posted this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021665221

[marzipanni]

50. Love it!

[lunatica]

42. Have a partay where you don't even need electricity!

[Curmudgeoness]

43. Mmmmmmm, redneck stew.

My favorite!

[MiddleFingerMom]

46. MFMMeatballs.

[RedCloud]

47. How far down are you?

I am almost through the mantle.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_S1bdNBvOURk/SHjwqV5TKvI/AAAAAAAAFvI/ZH7NnfvkF_A/s400/journey+mp.jpg

[Curmudgeoness]

53. I've fracking made it to the core.

Hot as hell down here!

You must be pretty far down too if you are considering watching a Pat Boone movie.

[argiel1234]

52. grab a case/bottle

then start watering the plants in the house, or do the laundry.

i promise you watering and doing laundry is fun as hell when you are hammered

[Curmudgeoness]

54. You promise?

Do you really think the plants will want watered with a case or bottle? What works for your plants, whiskey or beer?

I really do need to do laundry, but that is never fun.

[argiel1234]

58. no silly

the case/bottle is for YOU

The plants and laundry get the water!

when I get hammered the laundry all goes in at once..socks, shirts, shoes, blankets, underwear

then an extra heaping of detergent and bleach

[Curmudgeoness]

59. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Duh.

[cliffordu]

55. We could have grantcart send you some "art photos"

[Curmudgeoness]

56. Art photos?

Whose Art? And is he good looking?

[cliffordu]

57. If someone were related to a Yak he could be good looking.

Grantcart?? Not so much.