Where does MFM golf?

[Ptah]

Green Valley golfer lands in the rough after losing grass

http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/green-valley-golfer-lands-in-the-rough-after-losing-grass/article_fa9cff4a-22ae-11e2-a9a1-001a4bcf887a.html

A Green Valley golfer found himself deep in the rough when he lost several
ounces of weed on the fairway earlier this month.

Another golfer found a shaving kit-type bag dropped by an earlier golf party at Hole No. 2.

It contained a scale, a pipe and almost four ounces of marijuana divvied between a
baggie and a glass jar, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

A couple hours later, the man who lost the bag went to the main office to try and reclaim
his property. He told a staffer “some medical marijuana had fallen out of his pocket and
asked if the marijuana had been turned in,” the report stated. The office worker, who
recognized the man from his online golf reservation, told him his weed had been turned
over to the sheriff’s department.

[Kali]

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I am SO waiting for the day when things are so normal (norml) that we can try for ribbons at the county fair. Best hog, prettiest quilt, biggest watermelon and hairiest bud.

[Ptah]

2. Make it normal and the border blimp would look very different

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Lotsa folks already consider me their hairiest bud.

[Ptah]

5. I saw the 'hairy' picture:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. That's the front cover picture of my new book...

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... "The Chollav Sex".
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For those of you Outlanders, that cactus is from a cholla cactus (which is pronounced "CHOY-yah&quot .
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[Ptah]

7. And this is the MFM curve

[Scuba]

8. What a prick.

[HopeHoops]

3. Shit. I was going to answer "any course that doesn't require pants".