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(4,298 posts) Fri Jan 16, 2026, 10:44 PM 4 hrs ago

That's the last thing I need!

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Door to door salesman came to my house today to try to sell me a coffin, I told him... (Original Post) Enter stage left 4 hrs ago OP

OK that me me laugh. Thanks. Did he say "See you later" when he left? FadedMullet 4 hrs ago #1

Cremate me please. OAITW r.2.0 4 hrs ago #2

In my "Final Instructions" to my kids, I also have specified cremation Totally Tunsie 1 hr ago #3

That's hot! OAITW r.2.0 33 min ago #4

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1. OK that me me laugh. Thanks. Did he say "See you later" when he left?

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 10:47 PM

4 hrs ago

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2. Cremate me please.

Fri Jan 16, 2026, 11:02 PM

4 hrs ago

Last edited Sat Jan 17, 2026, 01:47 AM - Edit history (1)

Who wants to rot for a hundred years, before your bones become dust?

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3. In my "Final Instructions" to my kids, I also have specified cremation

Sat Jan 17, 2026, 01:23 AM

1 hr ago

because it's my "last hope for a smoking body". Truth!

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4. That's hot!

Sat Jan 17, 2026, 02:47 AM

33 min ago

I think, the best thing I can do is decarbonize quickly....with no permanent footprint made.