The Insurance Gecko

[unionworks]

Am I wrong for wanting to kick a field goal with him?

[UnrepentantLiberal]

1. No

[unionworks]

2. the actual mating call

...of the Gecko sounds very much like "Fuck YOU! Fuck YOU"! This was noticed by G.I.s who found the call unnerving when patrolling in the jungle...personally, I think that is exactly what the insurance agency is tryinf to tell us.

[Bucky]

16. I thought Geckos were Australian (or Cockney). They sound like it.

So shouldn't they say "bugger off"?

[unionworks]

19. Nah

They had them all over southeast Asia, they even have them down south in places.

[DebJ]

3. But first practice with that Progressive Insurance woman.

She drives us nuts.

[DebJ]

4. Actually I would like to see Mayhem kick the Progressive woman

or do any number of other things as is his practice.

[unionworks]

5. I dream of Flo

...pulling up in front of my place in the Progressive response vehicle, wearing the progressive jumpsuit, telling me she has come to give me the "we're sorry for having screwed you for all these years big boy discount".

[graywarrior]

6. No

The current one with him on the bridge makes me want to scream. I bet insurance premiums pays that little fucker's salary.

[unionworks]

7. Walking on a bridge in NYC?

He would look really funny in a flex-cuff.

[graywarrior]

8. He'd look better on the bottom of someone's shoe

[pintobean]

9. Frank 'n Louie probably need work.

Maybe they could take care of the problem.

[marmar]

10. Actually, Flo from Progressive and the goofy-looking dude from Nationwide get kicked first.....

...... I actually like the Gecko commercial where he's on the Brooklyn Bridge: "Oh come off it mate."

[Bucky]

13. You don't wanna fuck with Flo from Progressive

That Australian lizard sure shouldn't have

[marmar]

15. They would produce the most annoying offspring in history.

nt

[elleng]

21. I love the gecko and his 'talk,' esp in Brooklyn!

Flo's OK, Nationwide not at ALL!

[Cracklin Charlie]

31. Yee Haw!

I like the one where the gecko is line dancing at the big nightclub in Texas. I think he's kind of cute.

[Generic Brad]

11. It's so easy even a caveman could do it

Three points!

[Bucky]

12. You don't wanna fuck with him. Look what he did.

See, and all this time we thought that Graywarrior had taken down that duck by herself.

[unionworks]

20. LOL

You win the thread!

[unionworks]

22. OMG

Is that the "Afflac" duck??!!

[Bucky]

23. hee hee

[HappyMe]

14. Nope. Kick away.

Flo needs a good swift kick too.

[Mopar151]

17. Me and the Gecko are good......

I was a 30-year "good neighbor" customer, 'til their credit card "bank" hosed me for thou$and$, and they doubled my rates ('cuz my credit was bad?)
The lizard hooked me up.... But his pals the cavemen have got to go......

[RebelOne]

30. I think the cavemen are gone. Haven't seen them in quite a while. n/t

[unionworks]

18. I saw "Flo"

On a youtube video, doing a standup routine before she was "discovered"...I think it was in the '80s. She looked like a real starving artist, she was very funny in a heartwarming way... she was joking about having toshop at the dollar store, and taking items home noone else would buy because they asked her to "be their special friend"... Flo is one of the 99%. I feel sorry for her having to work for pricks like Progressive. Look, they are already trying to replace her with a "Flobot"!!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. I like the little fucker. Kick him my way. ok

[unionworks]

26. Oh, you LIKE him, do you?

Let me tell you something about his Australian accent, pal! HE WORKS FOR RUPERT MURDOCH! THAT'S RIGHT, RUPERT MURDOCH! All fun and games till the little fucker is scampering along your wire conduits, tapping your phone and computer!

[3waygeek]

27. Actually, the gecko works for Warren Buffett...

as Geico is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway.

[unionworks]

28. They Are All The 1%

But yes, you are correct. Interesting and educational post! Thanks!

[unionworks]

29. And yes, I am aware

...that Warren Buffet had the decency to call for billionaires to start paying their fair share.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

32. now then, if you would just kick the lil bugger my way

he will be mine.

all mine.
and we could do the two-step all night long

after eating steaks

and drinking beers.


I would even do the big hair thing just for my little gecko

and Grovelbot could come too.

what a party that would be.


oh dear.




perhaps, I have shared too much

[unionworks]

33. by all means

Shall I kick the Gecko to you.
You have not shared too much.
I found it heartwarming.

[cyglet]

25. Sick of

all the insurance commercials. Too many and too many gimmicks.

[kentauros]

34. Don't really care.

I just want to go "weeeeeeee" all the way home

[unionworks]

35. Oh noooooooo!!!!!

What have I started.....