I'm heartbroken. I'm sorry to report that I have run out of things to post about.

[LuckyCharms]

This will be my last post.

I asked EarlG for a printout of all of my posts in an Excel spreadsheet. He was kind enough to provide that to me.

I then took that spreadsheet and ran it through AI for analysis. AI informed me that I have used every word, in every possible sequence, when looking at my posts in totality. I know that seems statistically impossible, but it must be true, since that's what AI said.

So that means I can't post again because I would just be repeating myself, and I run the risk of people saying "DUPE"!

So I guess this is goodbye. You all take care of yourselves.

OH WAIT...right before I hit the "post" button for this OP, AI notified me that I might be able to get around this issue by typing random "clucking" sounds, as well as random animal noises. This is great news! Thank God for AI.

Let's see how this works out...

Cluck.

Cluck!

Bahhhhhhh!

Mooooooo!

Moo.

WOOF!

[niyad]

1. You had me worried there! No more LC? Insupportable!

[dweller]

2. DUPE !1!

de do waaaa





✌🏻

[erronis]

3. Insert some cat videos and you're all set. AI ones or good quality 'catbyte' ones.

Make sure the image is reversed! (That confuses the other AIs, I guess.)

[catbyte]

26. DUPE!

[UpInArms]

4. But

Have you been replied to by EVERY DUer?

[LuckyCharms]

5. I couldn't tell you because...

I've spent the past 2 months, 6 hours per day, every day, to put every DUer on ignore.

Except you.

[UpInArms]

6. I love you, Lucky

❤️❤️❤️

[WestMichRad]

24. Get a room, you two!

[ProfessorGAC]

37. Did You Say Something?

I don't put people on ignore. I just don't pay attention to anybody.

[MIButterfly]

7. You had me going there for a minute!

Very clever, LuckyCharms. Love your sense of humor!

[Mblaze]

8. Growl

[littlemissmartypants]

9. Dupe of a dupe.

[Ptah]

10. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

[cate94]

11. Lol

[SeattleVet]

12. Jeez, Lucky...

you quack us up around here!

[ret5hd]

13. i can come over and you can complain about me.

got any snacks?

[bluescribbler]

14. You're a little bit too early for this.

April 1st is next Wednesday.

[NNadir]

15. Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

Does this mean that AI has declared you to be boring?

smack, smack, smack.

Until I smacked the keyboard it was stuck in a loop.

Sorry about that.

[mwmisses4289]

16. 🤣

[twodogsbarking]

17. So if we see your name in the future it will be AI generated?

Just have some ice cream.

[Martin Eden]

18. Instead of Lucky Charms, you should have Alpha-Bits for breakfast

Before you pour in the milk, dump the cereal on the table. You'll find all kinds of crazy words and phrases.

If that doesn't work for you, consult the failed attempts of infinite monkeys typing away to create the complete works of Shakespeare. Somewhere in that infinite pile of near-misses and bizarre storylines, you're sure to find something you haven't already posted.

[BaronChocula]

19. Quit foolin'!

[airplaneman]

20. And this is after

You reached the end of the internet. You had visited every site there is. I guess you can start over but you won’t do anything you have not done before.
-Airplane

[BobsYourUncle]

21. Ahem.

I may be wrong but that seems like you may be plagiarizing a trump rally speech, maybe just before the mic bj??.

[ZDU]

22. ZDU: "There, there... "

ZDU: Patting LuckyCharms on the back as actor ZDU exits stage left.

[IbogaProject]

23. Hupe Dupe Do - Roosevelt Skyes

?si=9W92q_gaeI0sKvDA

[BurnDoubt]

25. There's always startin' over and do it all backwards.

You’ve become part of my day.
You can’t go away.

(There’s the beginning of the song you’re going to write.)

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

27. Learn another language??

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

28. Quack

Quackquackquack

[True Dough]

29. Very funny, CluckyCharms!

[Wounded Bear]

30. Just when I get my hopes up...BAM!

[PufPuf23]

31. Looks like you found a solution but left out meow.

Taking a nap between posts my refresh your creativity.
.
You are an asset to DemocraticCatLoversUnderground.

Meows plus YouTubes is the way, truth and light.

[viva la]

32. I can't believe you didn't address Meow.

There are some very offended cats here who feel unrepresented.

[BeneteauBum]

33. LOL!

Peace ☮️

[Skittles]

34. you want I should kick your ass, LuckyCharms?

I WILL MAKE YOU THINK ALL KINDS OF THINGS; yes INDEED

[Marthe48]

35. Whew! Do a deep dive

and tell us what you really think! You can revisit your posts over the years and rephrase to your heart's content! Moo!

[Soul_of_Wit]

36. Classic Apple reference:

The Dogcow goes "Moof!"