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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy main problem with the RED DAWN redux
For political reasons, America gets invaded by North Koreans instead of the Chinese. That required a million bucks worth of post-production editing and script changes to fix the movie.
Here's my beef. If North Korean soldiers were to touch down on American soil, wouldn't they immediately make a beeline to the nearest supermarket or fast food joint? I hear many of their soldiers are having trouble getting three squares a day, too. If they're chomping down on our food, they might be very easy to capture without firing a shot. Hell, some of them might even desert!
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Besides, China is now a viable market for movies.
I definitely agree with you.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)Then they realized it would kill the Chinese market, and changed it to the DPRK.
Exactly what I meant, that China is now a viable market.
North Korea, not so much.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)They set this movie in Spokane, Wash. Spokane has the Air Force Survival School, many gun stores, lots of veterans who own guns, thousands of hunters, an ammo factory 2 hours away, very complex topography, and the state of Idaho with all its hunters and teabaggers half an hour away. Of all the places.that could deal with a North Korean invasion, Spokane is close to the top of the list.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)How did the force get from there to here without being noticed? Moving the troops and material to mount and support an effective invasion of the ConUS would light up every radar, sonar and spies in the sky like Times Square on New Year's Eve. It wouldn't get into international waters or air space before everything we have from M-16s to ICBMs would be pointed at them.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Chicken-shit, Ted Nugent typa's.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)wouldn't they just loot a bunch of supermarkets and go home?
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)The above-the-fold head on every paper in the country would be "Entire invasion force defects to US."
You can't keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Paree, right? Do you really think even the most hard-boiled communist, once he's seen a grocery store with groceries in it, would go back to North Korea?
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Still...would they really want to stay in Spokane?
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)It's not so large they'd be overwhelmed. It's not so small they'd stick out like sore thumbs. There's a thriving Oriental community - Koreans, Vietnamese, some Chinese and Japanese. One of the best Asian supermarkets I've ever seen is here.(A few months ago I reported on the pork uteri this place carries. Turns out they sell the fuck out of them - there are some Hmong families who live for them like a Cajun lives for crawfish.) Plus, it's pretty up here.
In theory someplace with a Koreatown would be better...in reality, Spokane is laid back enough they'd do well here.(Yes, I like Spokane very much.)
dexterborg
(28 posts)Would be great LOL
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baldguy
(36,649 posts)IEDs, car bombs & suicide bombers are very effective weapons in asymmetrical warfare.
hunter
(38,316 posts)Hell, maybe these space aliens took over North Korea. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
I saw the preview in our local theater. People were laughing... not in a good way.
Drunken Irishman
(34,857 posts)Angleae
(4,484 posts)Although they do have a very small group of them that can make it half way. I guess they'd just have to swim the other 2000 miles.
Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)That's gotta make this officially as stupid as the Atlas Shrugged movies.
Can't wait to watch it for free for the comedy.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)It's not the People's Republic of North Korea, it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
I used to teach grunts a "This is a Commie" class. I told them you can pretty reliably pick out your communist countries by name: Any country with "democratic," "socialist" or "people's republic" in its name is, with no exceptions, a communist country.
Then we get to North Korea. Its real name has two of the three red flags in it. It therefore stands to reason - reasoning which has been proven eerily accurate - that North Korea is twice as communist as any other nation.
Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)All I do know is that this renders the remake of the movie even more pathetic than the original (when it was who? Mexico? Some other Central or South American nation?) which was supposed to magically invade us.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)Supposedly the Soviets used Ilyushin-76 freighters painted in Aeroflot livery to drop Special Purpose Forces troops into Colorado...that Aeroflot wasn't allowed to fly anywhere in the US but JFK or LAX, Il-76s (which Aeroflot had then) weren't allowed anywhere in the US, and the Air Force would have scrambled while the planes were still in the vicinity of Hawaii (Il-76s look exactly like what they are; they also look like US Air Force C-141s) are all beside the point.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)unless they have super-advanced technology far beyond what they have now, there is no way they could invade the US - they just don't have enough people. Texas itself has 25 million people. The Persians were invading Greece when they faced the 300 Spartans (and others). The 300 spartans could not have invaded Persia and been successful.
Heck, our ally to the North, Canada, has close to 35 million people. They'd be more of a threat.
christx30
(6,241 posts)Might see the second one. Lots of bad jokes. Like North Korea uses a catapult to throw starving citizens at the US forces. US forces are overwhelmed by firepower and fall back, winning the war for the North Koreans. I'd believe any Fringe or Star Wars concept before I'd believe in North Korea launching a successful invasion of the US.
Drunken Irishman
(34,857 posts)Kaleva
(36,307 posts)In the final climatic scene, the entire North Korean Army craps itself to death.
jrandom421
(1,005 posts)They talk about all electronics being disabled by an EMP. Military grade electronics have been hardened against an EMP since the '60s. Flying hordes of prop driven transports, the fighters at Kadena and Elmendorf would have made junk out of as many as they had ammo for. Joint Base Lewis-McChord is only 3 hours away, their Patriot batteries would have cleaned up any survivors. Finally, how about sending the 3rd, 4th, and 5th Stryker Brigades,escorted by AH-64s,and infiltrating in 1/75th Rangers to really make the NKs lives really miserable?
Don't forget the F-15Es based at Mountain Home, just outside Boise.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Bad day for anyone in their way.
jrandom421
(1,005 posts)Not only the Trident base at Bangor, but the Carl Vinson battle group, home ported at Bremerton. And let's not forget the rest of the Washington National and Air Guard as well.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)who'd be REALLY pissed if anyone invaded.
I'd beat 'em with rocks and sticks.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)A tank commander's worst nightmare -- an A-10 in the rear view mirror.
jrandom421
(1,005 posts)Two other things would have made life miserable for them.
JADM- Joint Area Denial Munitions, anti-armor/anti-personell dual purpose cluster bombs
JSOW- Joint Stand Off Weapon, precision guided long range big explosive missiles
Angleae
(4,484 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)at the naval air base on Whidbey Island. That was two years ago, and I don't believe they've moved.
Angleae
(4,484 posts)Keep in mind the warthog (A-10) is an Air Force plane (all of them). They won't station them at a navy base except for training for a week or two.
Angleae
(4,484 posts)Sorry, no A-10s there. Never has been, never will be.
jrandom421
(1,005 posts)LOTS of F/A 18s and lots of pilots and instructors who love to drop the big iron on crunchy ground targets.
Angleae
(4,484 posts)All the attack squadrons are in California and Virginia. All the training squadrons are in Florida.
cecilfirefox
(784 posts)However, in terms of practicality, all the scenarios are absurd. North Koreans have no man power, no technology, no serious artillery- and I'm still curious how they get all the way to America with an invasion force that can stand up to the United States Military without notice.
Also, I think the basic premise of the original movie was unbelievable and stupid to begin with.
Let's hope there will be explosions.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Kennah
(14,273 posts)... but even it was little more than jingoism. The Soviets and Cubans invade us using commerical airplanes, and they just strapped their tanks to the wings? Uh-huh.
Today, the idea is even more of a farce. China and Russia could conspire to invade us, they could land troops, and they could take a major city or two. Spokane? Not so much. Seattle and Portland. Yeah probably. Los Angeles and San Diego? More possible.
Then what? Well, Tea Baggers would shit themselves and hide out, which would be the smart thing to do. Every radio and TV station would be broadcasting "Stay off the roads. Stay indoors."
Battle hardened troops out of Fort Lewis would go racing up I-5 to meet them in Seattle, and it would be a major shitstorm. Then as everything else from the U.S. military arrived, the Chinese and Russian militaries would be decimated.
Seriously, Zombies or Space Aliens are more plausible.
bif
(22,708 posts)On the east side of Detroit! I'll watch it just for that.
HEyHEY
(45,977 posts)Is the kow towing to China. And it's not political, it's all in the name of the almighty dollar.
applegrove
(118,677 posts)we all rushed into the first grocery store we found and bought things like cans of icing to eat on the bus home. It's not funny, but I bet those NK soldiers are desperate for things that are sweet and substantial.
HEyHEY
(45,977 posts)We had hiked three hours into a place for the weekend to discover our rations were destoryed by a leak in the pack. So, we elected to make the best of it. One of the leaders had a bunch of canned oysters, which I ended up LOVING after two days of potatos.
I begged my mom to by some canned smoked oysters and I anxiously opened the can and ate one... I almost fucking puked.
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)Is in order to get to America, they would have to invade China and then Russia to cross the ice bridge to Alaska, and then go though Canada to get to Washington State.
In the Trailer they came in by aircraft and parachuted in. I don't think they have that many aircraft, and if they came in a huge swarm, they would be noticed by Hawaii's Radar most likely.
Not sure what town or city they invaded first.. (And wait..don't we still have Norad and Satellites all over the planet?)
Totally silly premise.