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graywarrior

(59,440 posts) Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:48 PM Nov 2012

Thanksgiving Plan

1. Buy a turkey
2. Have a glass of wine
3. Stuff turkey
4. Have a glass of wine
5. Put turkey in oven
6. Relax, have a few glasses of wine
7. Turk the bastey
8. Wine of glass another get
9. Meat the check thermometer
10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another wottle of bine
16. Tet the sable, pour another glass of turkey
17. Say grace, throw-up, and pass out

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Thanksgiving Plan (Original Post) graywarrior Nov 2012 OP

This year I start at number 17 and work backwards! NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #1

Of course you did. graywarrior Nov 2012 #3

Thanksgiving must be a blast at your house, my dear graywarrior! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #2

We're just hanging out and having fun today. My wife does want to make deviled eggs though. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #4

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. This year I start at number 17 and work backwards!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:52 PM

Nov 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

3. Of course you did.

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:57 PM

Nov 2012

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,627 posts)

2. Thanksgiving must be a blast at your house, my dear graywarrior!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Wed Nov 21, 2012, 11:57 PM

Nov 2012

I love your agenda.....

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. We're just hanging out and having fun today. My wife does want to make deviled eggs though.

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Thu Nov 22, 2012, 10:07 AM

Nov 2012

The eggs (free-range farm eggs from a friend) are already boiled. I just had one poached - damn was that good. My middle daughter is making the pies today, but otherwise we'll just chill. We do our meal on Friday.

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