A joke about a .... smart blonde..
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
> attractive blonde woman arrived and bet
> twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude."
> With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
> yelled,
> "Mama needs new clothes!"
> Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and
> down
> and hugged each of the
> dealers.
> She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
> The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
> Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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