I know this post may gladden many of you here in the lounge but I thought you should know...

[UTUSN]

After prolonged reassessment of the way forward, Goodhair has decided to continue his running for the Rethug nomination, his collecting double-dipped salary plus Retirement checks, his charging his state's taxpayers for his Security detail, continue to obligate equally obtuse media types into giving him air time.

No, seriesly, the dumbass doesn't even get the concept of "thinking things over," like, taking less than half a day AND ---AND--- I'm not making this up: He didn't tell his media people about the decision, just Tweeted it himself!1


So, I'll be keeping my Sig Line for awhile more yet...

[Doc Holliday]

1. Perhaps

he's figuring that, now that Bachmann's out, he has a shot?

You'd think that he'd get the fact that if he couldn't beat Ron Paul, he might as well hang it up.

[FSogol]

2. He has three reasons to continue forward....

1. It is better than mismanaging Texas
2. People send him cash.
3. um, uh, um....

[hedgehog]

3. He's willing to give the American voters every chance of getting it right!