Fear the Dolphins - Terror of the Seas, Terror of the World

[teach1st]

http://www.anti-dolphin.org/fear.php

Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy.

Human pride! It's a start...I've always been leery of their evil grins.

[MrCoffee]

1. But aren't the Narwhals there to protect us from the dolphin menace?

Fuck Yeah!

[Bake]

2. Fucking STAB the dolphin terrorists!

Bake

[rrneck]

4. No way.

Narwhals are mercenaries. Don't trust 'em.

[MrCoffee]

5. Horns for hire?

Willing to sell their murderous rage to the highest bidder?

That's my kind of species.

[geardaddy]

6. STAB YOU AND SHIT!!!1!!

[Bake]

3. At first I thought this was an NFL thread

And the Dolphins ain't a threat to ANYBODY!



Bake

[geardaddy]

7. They're coming and gonna be terrestrial!

[Yavin4]

8. Please. Dolphins Cannot Even Win the AFC East

And I'm supposed to be afraid of them?