Are you neighbors crazy?

[struggle4progress]

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	Yes, they beam their evil thoughts into my house at night and keep me from sleeping
	0 (0%)
	No, that whole thing where they burned down the apartment complex was just a misunderstanding
	0 (0%)
	Yes, they call the police whenever I stand on the roof naked trying to signal UFOs
	1 (25%)
	No, you never know when you'll need twenty or thirty guns and a hundred thousand rounds of ammo
	0 (0%)
	Yes, they made a really big silly fuss about my gator pond home improvement project
	0 (0%)
	No, they moved away and aren't coming back
	0 (0%)
	Yes, and they were huge fuggin dickheads about my DRIVE-THRU SEX MAGIC TEMPLE neon sign, too
	2 (50%)
	No, they'll taste good with some fava beans and chianti
	0 (0%)
	Yes, but they're on TV now, so I don't actually have to talk to them to stay current
	1 (25%)
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[Lady Freedom Returns]

1. Come on!

I'm the only one that stands on the roof, naked, trying to signal UFOs ? Really?
Never once while Bush was in office to get the !@#$ out of here?

[hunter]

2. I'm not "trying" to signal UFOs, I AM signaling UFOs.

As Yoda said, "Do or do not... there is no try."

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. There are many that ague with Yoda. Like what he said about lightsabers.

[Aerows]

11. Do or do not

There is no try.

And his lightsaber will kick anyone's ass.

[riderinthestorm]

3. I'm in N IL, my closest neighbor just got home from a month in Hawaii and is mowing her lawn.

I kid you not.

There is absolutely no grass to mow but there she is, riding around, mowing.

During the summer she mows her many acres every other day. Good thing her husband owns a gas station so he can supply her with the gas for this craziness.

[Aerows]

10. LOL

Probably pretending to beat back the brush in an attempt to assuage her conscience

[Manifestor_of_Light]

4. Yeah, because wood burns and they don't think so.

I called the cops on the guy when he was burning some trash in a fire pit that was close to my wooden fence and there was also some dry brush nearby. The cops talked to him and told him to keep doing what he was doing. The flames were taller than my fence which is six feet high.

Then I heard him say "stupid bastards" twice from my side of the fence. He didn't know I was there. I feel like making large cutout letters with a jigsaw in wood and putting them on top of my fence saying "WE ARE STUPID BASTARDS".

I have three degrees, terminal degree a doctorate in law, and my hubby has three degrees, terminal degree a master's degree in physics/math.

And these people have a big cross in their yard with white christmas lights on it.

The wife was in our house and insulted my piano playing (12 years of lessons and I whipped through a Chopin waltz from memory) by calling me a showoff.

She also said "Buddhism is VOODOO" and crossed her forearms in front of her like she was holding up a cross to protect herself.

Both complete idiots. Ignorant and proud of it.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

13. The cop said it was OK with flames that high?

And the Buddhist part has yet to get the Neanderthals to move?


ADD= post 13 again!!!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

16. Yeah. And we have evil pagan prayer flags in our yard, as well as LOTS of christmas lights.

I scoff at their pitiful christmas decorations.
I scoff at their shitty shutters. They have fake window shutters that are not as tall as the windows. Extremely cheesy looking.

I fart in their specific direction.....

[A Simple Game]

6. Taste good with fava beans? Fava beans are over rated. n/t

[bluedigger]

8. Everything tastes better with fava beans.

It's a comparison thing.

[Aerows]

9. I don't know about fava beans

but I do like a Chianti

[Aerows]

7. I think it was the sign more than anything ;)

Do you suppose it was that neon keeping them up at night?

[struggle4progress]

15. My flashing neon sign didn't draw much more power than their Christmas lights!

And, anyway, it's just silly to think a sign could keep anybody awake: everybody knows that what keeps people awake is beaming evil thoughts into their houses at night

[bluesbassman]

12. No, but their neighbor is.

[Denninmi]

14. I plead the 5th.

Draw your own conclusions.

[tabbycat31]

17. They're nice but over the top

The other day as I was pulling in, one neighbor is walking the dog and stands there and waits for me until I got out of the car to say hi to me. That startled me.

[sir pball]

18. Yes, if by "beaming their evil thoughts into my head"

You mean one in the hallway kicking the door and howling gibberish while the other one pounds the wall adjoining our kitchen so hard it makes the dishes rattle while screaming "YOU WHORE" over and over. At 345 AM.

And when ya go out in the hall to tell him to STFU or the cops are coming you get the googly meth eyes. He did slink away though, at least he's a peaceful tweaker.

[silentwarrior]

19. Yep, my neighbors

come alive at night and start drilling.
Dont know what they are building but its been
happening for over four months now.

Plus they hogg the street with their many cars
and go around threatening others if they complain.

Not nice people at all here, except me of course

[mzteris]

20. No, but their neighbor is. . .

[undeterred]

21. Crazy like I catch them removing snow from my sidewalk and driveway during a blizzard

while I'm walking around inside in a warm house drinking coffee.

Taking my snow away without even asking me first!!!

CRAZY, I TELL YOU!!!!

[struggle4progress]

22. It's gettin so if ya doesn't sit in yer rockin chair on yer porch with yer shotgun 24/7

the hooligans will frickin steal everything right out from underneath ya

[undeterred]

24. Damn Straight!

seriously, I'm lucky that they are in love with their snowblower toys!

[TrogL]

23. My neighbours simply don't care

I've got the home theatre system from hell - speakers the size of refrigerators and the power to push them.

One house is empty, the guy on the other side doesn't give a damn. The guy two doors down is deaf. Across back they're all stoners and get off on it. Across the street are all party houses so they're louder than I am.

Last time I was nude suntanning in the back yard, behind 8 foot solid fences, the news chopper started shooting footage from overhead.

[struggle4progress]

25. Ya know, the second amendment guarantees yer right to a trebuchet.

Don't let the frickin news copters threaten ya in yer own yard! Stand yer ground! Ya heave a couple of boulders at them and they won't be buzzin ya no more, I guarantee!

[Spike89]

27. I will be quoting the title of your post all day! nt

[Spike89]

26. Actually, my neighbor was crazy

He needed to be checked into a care facility, but never got in. He'd been a long-term drunk and when he got sick enough, they dried him out and strangely, he seemed to be even farther out of touch. He'd stand on his porch and chant our names and those of the other neighbors on the street. I tried to help him as much as possible, but when he kept peeking through our windows calling out for a "lost" daughter (long grown and estranged), we had to call the cops hoping that would help with the quest to get him help.

While the paper work was going through, tragically, he died (actually choked on a banana). He wasn't really a good guy from what his family told me when they came to clean and sell the house, but no one deserves to die alone and be haunted by their phantoms. Both my wife and I were shocked to learn that he was our age, we thought he was at least 20 years older (late 70s maybe).