For the woman who has everything,...I present the Man Shelf!

[ohiosmith]

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[AnneD]

1. I know just ....

where I need to put that!!!

[ohiosmith]

2. Do tell?!

[AnneD]

3. I ain't confessing...

nothing unless you are a priest....

and I am not Catholic so there you have it.

[ohiosmith]

6. Okay for you then!

[Scuba]

4. Snort.

[ohiosmith]

5. I'll likely get shit for this but,.......

[AnneD]

7. Nah....

A woman's card would be just as funny.

[ohiosmith]

8. You think it should be reposted in Meta?

[AnneD]

9. That would be like throwing ...

a grenade in a stocked tank.

[ohiosmith]

10. Yeah! Sound like fun eh?

[AnneD]

11. Yeah...

but after a while, it really starts to stink!

[AnneD]

12. The more I look at the shelf....

the more I realize there are some missing pieces......

[ohiosmith]

13. Properly positioned,.....they'd make good bookends!

[AnneD]

16. In your...

wildest dreams maybe, but I am not feeding Viagra to my shelfs hoping the bookends will last for 4 hours!

[ohiosmith]

17. Hahahaha!

[LiberalElite]

50. I noticed that right away. eom

[agracie]

52. There's nothing missing. It just needed duct tape. n/t

[AnneD]

53. Looks like...

duct tape was already applied. I hate furniture that is not up to standards.

[agracie]

54. or doesn't stand up !

[AnneD]

56. like minds...

roll down the same gutter..

[In_The_Wind]

14. Is that anything like THE-SHELF-MADE-MAN ?

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[ohiosmith]

15. Hahahaha!

You always have the best GIFs and art!

[In_The_Wind]

18. I love to make you laugh.

Seriously . . . I can't see anything except. [URL=http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/Freebird1/Joani/lil%20dolls/DU/DU_porn/?action=view¤t=hot_link_gonneei.png][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
D'oh

[ohiosmith]

19. Bummer!

[In_The_Wind]

20. I know. Right.

carry on . . . .

[riderinthestorm]

21. That's all I see too. Weird. nt

[In_The_Wind]

22. Well

we did quite well since I had no idea what we were chatting about.



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Maybe I should go into politics . . . except, I'm a democrat.
I can't run around in circles.

[ohiosmith]

27. I'm assuming this:

[In_The_Wind]

28. Of course you're 100% correct about that:

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[trof]

23. Back to back, belly to belly...ZOMBIE JAMBOREE!

Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly
Yes my friends
Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly
It was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery
Oh, it was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery

Zombies from all parts of the island
Some of them are great Calypsonians
Since the season was carnival
They got together in bacchanal

And they were singing
Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

[ohiosmith]

25. Excellent!

[Brigid]

24. Ever get the feeling . . .

Some people just have too much time on their hands?

[ohiosmith]

26. Is that a shot?

[Brigid]

31. Actually, I was thinking of . . .

The ones who created this, um, masterpiece.

[ohiosmith]

32. I figured!

[HappyMe]

29. Ikea sure has improved their book shelves.

I wonder if there is a matching couch available.

[ohiosmith]

33. Yikes!

[kentauros]

55. Yeah, but what do the pictographic instructions look like?

[OriginalGeek]

30. Oh neat!

A place to stack my donuts AND a place to put incense sticks...

[ohiosmith]

34. Where?

[OriginalGeek]

35. Why, in every

upward facing man's mouth right? What did you think?


Way too much explosive gassy danger to think of putting it anywhere else...

[ohiosmith]

36. Could make for a nice fireworks display!

[OriginalGeek]

37. I had a high school friend who did that.

blue flame. We laughed a lot. No serious injuries. Teenagers! lol

[ohiosmith]

38. Ah! Those are the memories to be cherished!

[graywarrior]

39. It's the same 2 guys!

What a ripoff!

[ohiosmith]

40. Sextuplets!

[graywarrior]

41. And eunucks!

[ohiosmith]

42. Please,...never,....ever,....say that again!

[graywarrior]

44. So sorry

I didn't realize...

[ohiosmith]

46. I haven't uncrossed my legs since reading the eunuch post!

[siligut]

43. Looks like the same 1 guy

Double ripoff!

[graywarrior]

45. Two different hair styles!

[Bucky]

47. 2nd shelf from the bottom.... How's that picture standing up?

At least one of those octuplets is NOT a eunuck (nuck-nuck)

[ohiosmith]

48. Me thinks you are right!

[Yavin4]

49. Instead of Feng Shui, It's Feng Schwing!

See what I did there.

[ohiosmith]

51. Hi Ooooooooo!