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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:11 PM Jan 2012

"Severed penis" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "severed penis".

Is Mitt Romney secretly creating a severed penis army?

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"Severed penis" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "severed penis". (Original Post) ohiosmith Jan 2012 OP

My current severed penis is expiring soon, I need reccomendations for better ones. Major Nikon Jan 2012 #1

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #6

The world's largest severed penis collection JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2012 #2

Brilliant! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #11

Santa brought me a severed penis KamaAina Jan 2012 #3

Excellent! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #13

Severed penis is violence. Scuba Jan 2012 #4

Damn straight! Stiff penalties should apply. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #14

When he wants to impress a date, MiddleFingerMom usually takes her a Severed Penis. Burma Jones Jan 2012 #5

Bwahahahahaha! HA! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #15

'Storage Wars' Star I Need A Severed Penis ... or I'm Off the Show!! hedgehog Jan 2012 #7

Hahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #17

There comes a time when you just have to ask yourself, "Where am I & what happened to my severed.... LynneSin Jan 2012 #8

Oh ouch! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #18

Ugh. The severed penises are back at the gym LynneSin Jan 2012 #9

Classic! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #20

Severed penises only. Post a pic of a great severed penis! LeftishBrit Jan 2012 #10

Brilliant! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #22

I just ran into a woman who I used to talk to about severed penises all the time LeftishBrit Jan 2012 #12

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #24

Tech types - severed penis problem Major Nikon Jan 2012 #16

Excellent! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #26

Nice post, severed penis. sibelian Jan 2012 #19

Good one. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #27

Severed Penis- unionworks Jan 2012 #21

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #30

Just so you know - Elin Nordegren did have severed penis. n/t MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #23

Well no wonder Tiger cheated on her LynneSin Jan 2012 #28

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #31

Your Sunday LOLseveredpenis (dial-up warning) Face Plant Red Edition Fire Walk With Me Jan 2012 #25

Excellent! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #34

Severed penis endorses Newt Gingrich. geardaddy Jan 2012 #29

Ya Ha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #35

The number of unionworks Jan 2012 #32

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #37

Clever Severed Penis Manipulations That Tell a Story rug Jan 2012 #33

Classic! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #38

Anyone else ever get fortunate enough to find a severed penis? EvilAL Jan 2012 #36

Hahahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #39

Results of national poll have GOP favorite tied with severed penis. Initech Jan 2012 #40

Excellent! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #43

Severed penis endorses Newt Gingrich. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #41

Brilliant! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #44

Did Severed Penis blow your ever-loving mind last night or what? 7wo7rees Jan 2012 #42

Funny! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #45

That could have gone another way, ya know. 7wo7rees Jan 2012 #46

Go to your room! NOW! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #47

OK - you win the thread. Initech Jan 2012 #55

Slow cookers - severed penis - any opinions? JTFrog Jan 2012 #48

it takes unionworks Jan 2012 #50

Hahahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #51

Can I put a severed penis on the computer modem? kcass1954 Jan 2012 #49

Now that's funny! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #52

Elin Nordegren Demolishes $12 Million Mansion for a Severed Penis dpbrown Jan 2012 #53

Good one! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #56

XThis message was self-deleted by its' severed penis Initech Jan 2012 #54

A very serious severed penis for the men here at DU: slutticus Jan 2012 #57

This penis was self-severed by its author slutticus Jan 2012 #58

I want to create unionworks Jan 2012 #59

What cancelled tv show broke your heart? I loved the days and nights of Severed Penis. About a.. Fire Walk With Me Jan 2012 #60

Would you pay $350 for a severed penis? yellowcanine Jan 2012 #61

Severed Penis as a name for a rock band. Your thoughts? yellowcanine Jan 2012 #62

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

1. My current severed penis is expiring soon, I need reccomendations for better ones.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:15 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

6. Hahahaha!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:52 PM

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JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,339 posts)

2. The world's largest severed penis collection

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:18 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

11. Brilliant!

Reply to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:03 PM

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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

3. Santa brought me a severed penis

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:19 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

13. Excellent!

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #3)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:11 PM

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Scuba

(53,475 posts)

4. Severed penis is violence.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:35 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

14. Damn straight! Stiff penalties should apply.

Reply to Scuba (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:15 PM

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Burma Jones

(11,760 posts)

5. When he wants to impress a date, MiddleFingerMom usually takes her a Severed Penis.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:38 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

15. Bwahahahahaha! HA!

Reply to Burma Jones (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:16 PM

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hedgehog

(36,286 posts)

7. 'Storage Wars' Star I Need A Severed Penis ... or I'm Off the Show!!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:53 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

17. Hahahahaha!

Reply to hedgehog (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:22 PM

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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

8. There comes a time when you just have to ask yourself, "Where am I & what happened to my severed....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:56 PM

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penis?"

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

18. Oh ouch!

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:23 PM

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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

9. Ugh. The severed penises are back at the gym

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 02:57 PM

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Or is it severed peni?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

20. Classic!

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:30 PM

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LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)

10. Severed penises only. Post a pic of a great severed penis!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:01 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

22. Brilliant!

Reply to LeftishBrit (Reply #10)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:39 PM

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LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)

12. I just ran into a woman who I used to talk to about severed penises all the time

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:05 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

24. Hahahaha!

Reply to LeftishBrit (Reply #12)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 04:13 PM

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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

16. Tech types - severed penis problem

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:19 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

26. Excellent!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #16)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 04:54 PM

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sibelian

(7,804 posts)

19. Nice post, severed penis.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:28 PM

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Why do you hate severed penis?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

27. Good one.

Reply to sibelian (Reply #19)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 05:13 PM

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unionworks

(3,574 posts)

21. Severed Penis-

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:32 PM

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...any opinion?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

30. Hahahaha!

Reply to unionworks (Reply #21)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 05:29 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

23. Just so you know - Elin Nordegren did have severed penis. n/t

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 03:55 PM

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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

28. Well no wonder Tiger cheated on her

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 05:16 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

31. Bwahahahaha!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 05:47 PM

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Fire Walk With Me

(38,893 posts)

25. Your Sunday LOLseveredpenis (dial-up warning) Face Plant Red Edition

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 04:39 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

34. Excellent!

Reply to Fire Walk With Me (Reply #25)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 06:15 PM

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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

29. Severed penis endorses Newt Gingrich.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 05:28 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

35. Ya Ha!

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #29)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 06:44 PM

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unionworks

(3,574 posts)

32. The number of

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 06:04 PM

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...severed penises ignoring me has doubled

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

37. Bwahahahaha!

Reply to unionworks (Reply #32)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 07:24 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

33. Clever Severed Penis Manipulations That Tell a Story

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 06:13 PM

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Actually, now that I think about it, they all tell the same story.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

38. Classic!

Reply to rug (Reply #33)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 07:36 PM

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EvilAL

(1,437 posts)

36. Anyone else ever get fortunate enough to find a severed penis?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 07:23 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

39. Hahahahahaha!

Reply to EvilAL (Reply #36)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 07:48 PM

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Initech

(100,068 posts)

40. Results of national poll have GOP favorite tied with severed penis.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:07 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

43. Excellent!

Reply to Initech (Reply #40)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:30 PM

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JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

41. Severed penis endorses Newt Gingrich.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:15 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

44. Brilliant!

Reply to JoePhilly (Reply #41)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:37 PM

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7wo7rees

(5,128 posts)

42. Did Severed Penis blow your ever-loving mind last night or what?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:21 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

45. Funny!

Reply to 7wo7rees (Reply #42)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:43 PM

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7wo7rees

(5,128 posts)

46. That could have gone another way, ya know.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #45)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:46 PM

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Didn't want to upset your tender sensibilipenis.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

47. Go to your room! NOW!

Reply to 7wo7rees (Reply #46)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 08:48 PM

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Initech

(100,068 posts)

55. OK - you win the thread.

Reply to 7wo7rees (Reply #46)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 10:04 PM

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JTFrog

(14,274 posts)

48. Slow cookers - severed penis - any opinions?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:08 PM

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unionworks

(3,574 posts)

50. it takes

Reply to JTFrog (Reply #48)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:18 PM

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...time. .com

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

51. Hahahahahaha!

Reply to unionworks (Reply #50)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:20 PM

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kcass1954

(1,819 posts)

49. Can I put a severed penis on the computer modem?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:17 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

52. Now that's funny!

Reply to kcass1954 (Reply #49)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:20 PM

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dpbrown

(6,391 posts)

53. Elin Nordegren Demolishes $12 Million Mansion for a Severed Penis

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:29 PM

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There you go.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

56. Good one!

Reply to dpbrown (Reply #53)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 11:26 AM

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Initech

(100,068 posts)

54. XThis message was self-deleted by its' severed penis

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Mon Jan 9, 2012, 09:52 PM

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slutticus

(3,428 posts)

57. A very serious severed penis for the men here at DU:

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 08:46 PM

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slutticus

(3,428 posts)

58. This penis was self-severed by its author

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 08:51 PM

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OK. I'm done

unionworks

(3,574 posts)

59. I want to create

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 09:06 PM

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...a severed penis that never dies!

Fire Walk With Me

(38,893 posts)

60. What cancelled tv show broke your heart? I loved the days and nights of Severed Penis. About a..

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 10, 2012, 09:47 PM

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yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

61. Would you pay $350 for a severed penis?

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Tue Jan 10, 2012, 10:28 PM

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yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

62. Severed Penis as a name for a rock band. Your thoughts?

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Tue Jan 10, 2012, 10:32 PM

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