Have you ever

[quakerboy]

Its time for a game of have you ever, with your host Quakerboy, too long missing from this here lounge!

Have you ever wanted to start a company selling sleep aid medication, and call it Zom B Inc?

Your turn...

[In_The_Wind]

1. Have you ever wanted to patent a game called Wac A Troll.

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[quakerboy]

2. Hmm

I thought that was half the point of DU. Who can Id the trolls in the least number of posts...

[In_The_Wind]

4. I suppose you're right.

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But it would make a nice board game.
Don't you think so?

[Grantuspeace]

3. Have you ever wanted to be a farmer.....

So you could be out standing in your field?

[quakerboy]

5. On occasion, indeed

But then i recall that involves early mornings. And getting my nose broken by a cousin. And then the desire to farm recedes rather rapidly. I am happy with a small garden.

Still, it would be cool to grow a good portion of my own food... but no. The cost is not worth it.

[quakerboy]

6. Have you ever

Spent time thinking of the most secure location in the case of a zombie attack, but then realized it all depends on what kind of zombies, so there is no perfect answer?

[Xyzse]

8. You kidding?

I plan to hijack Tankers and other large ships ASAP when a Zombie infestation occurs.

[quakerboy]

9. Two words

Swimming zombies.

Or zombie seagulls, if you you prefer.

[Xyzse]

10. LOL

Thought Zombies tend to lose buoyancy since their fat deposits gets used up after a while.

I didn't consider animal zombies...
Geeze... Now I have to add a new dimension to my planning.

[quakerboy]

11. Also worth thinking about fuel consumption on those big boats

Also, there would seem to be a lot fewer places for a zombie to be lurking on a sailboat, for instance

But really, it all depends on the zombies. Are they magical, in which case they might have superhuman strength, and not need to eat or breath. Are they biological, in which case you have to worry more about contamination even in locations where there are not currently any zombies, as well as the possibility of it crossing species lines? Are they smart or dumb? Guided by some cohesive force or aimless killing machines. So many questions that must be answered before you can really claim to have a solid zombie apocalypse survival plan.

[antiquie]

7. I did contract work at Four Q.

Really. In the early seventies.

[quakerboy]

12. Nice

took me a moment.

[agracie]

13. Have you ever wanted to open a drive thru Chinese restaurant and call it ...

Take A Wok ?

[quakerboy]

15. Never before today

Always after today!

[rurallib]

14. change your name to Tony, open a hot dog stand

and call it Anthony's Wiener?

[quakerboy]

16. Change your name to William

And open a smoke shop called "Willies Cigars"?

Or change your name to Larry and open a company selling dual stall portapotties called "Larries Wide Buckets".

Or David.. and open a diaper company called "Daves Big Dumps"