There is a piece of radicchio in my bag of baby spinach! Should I tell someone? Should I be

[ohiosmith]

concerned?

[sadbear]

1. That's radicchious!

[ohiosmith]

4. You can leaf now!

[hlthe2b]

2. I think you should start at least one meta thread on it... Could be a conspiracy going on... Pronto!

(and if anyone posts in defense of radicchio in your bag of spinach, then alert! There are trolls about!)

















Ok, if I really need to....

[ohiosmith]

7. I'll take my chances with the radicchio thank you!

[In_The_Wind]

3. eh

You could eat it.

[ohiosmith]

8. I think that's what it wants me to do!

[In_The_Wind]

16. Please sit down. I have something you should know.

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Do not trust the radicchio.

[ohiosmith]

21. You think maybe,...it's in cahoots with the spinach? Maybe a conspiracy!

[kentauros]

22. Those ARE the usual suspects.

And remember, the owls are not what they seem.

[ohiosmith]

23. Owls scare me! Owls and QTips,....and cornflakes,....and other stuff!

[kentauros]

24. At least your name doesn't mean "ugly head"

[ohiosmith]

26. Not my screen name!

[In_The_Wind]

27. That or . . . the

Chuggo

[ohiosmith]

38. ?

[In_The_Wind]

39. *

*props to the entire story at this link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018287051#post14

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[ohiosmith]

40. Didn't get the connection.

Nice uh,.....derrière!

[In_The_Wind]

41. Thank you but

I rarely allow it to show in public.

[ohiosmith]

46. Never mind!

[OriginalGeek]

5. Won't someone PLEASE think of the baby

spinaches?

[ohiosmith]

9. I am! I have quarantined the bastard radicchio!

[OriginalGeek]

10. Good!

He was up to no good for sure.

[csziggy]

6. Are you SURE it's radicchio?

Maybe it's mutant spinach!

Nip it in the BUD - eat it RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[ohiosmith]

11. I called 911! I should stay calm, and everything will be okay!

[csziggy]

18. You do have to be careful with those mutant vegetables

Even when they're actually fruit.

[ohiosmith]

20. I have tomatoes in the crisper! I'm leaving the house!

[csziggy]

25. RUN AWAY!

[ohiosmith]

28. If I start now,.....do you think they'll ketchup?

[csziggy]

29. !

[LiberalEsto]

12. You should be deeply offended

How DARE they contaminate your precious and delicious spinach with ugly radicchio.
The nerve of these people.
I would definitely file a lawsuit.
Or maybe a class action suit, if there are other victims.

[ohiosmith]

13. I feel so violated! I need a shower!

[LiberalEsto]

14. Or perhaps a tag-team bath

administered by healthcare professionals

[ohiosmith]

17. Sniff! That might help!

[kentauros]

15. It's the beginning of a pod

[ohiosmith]

19. Oh my God! They're here?

[LeftofObama]

30. Wasn't radicchio that little wooden puppet

that thought he was a boy? Why is there a wooden puppet in your spinach?

[ohiosmith]

31. Singing! Lettuce entertain you,...lettuce make you smile!

[surrealAmerican]

32. You should probably eat it right away ...

... before the spinach leaves get all jealous and wilt in protest.

[ohiosmith]

33. No way! I'm gonna get my salad shooter!

[surrealAmerican]

34. Those " second amendment solutions" ...

... are never as tidy as they sound in actual practice.


Be gentle with them. Rember they are "baby" spinach.

[LiberalEsto]

35. Don't shoot!

They're just innocent little baby greens, no matter what the National Saladshooter Association says.

[Grantuspeace]

36. You got peanut butter on my chocolate. n/t

[HappyMe]

37. Where is the outrage!!1?

You should immediately go to Meta and start a thread condemning radicchio.

Include these relevant points -
- Whole Foods ceo had something to do with it (whether you shop there or not).
- You left the bag of baby spinach in the car for 8 hours while you were at work.
- You have new evidence that the grassy knoll had spinach, not grass, growing on it.
- Organic foods don't exist. It's the same product in a fancier package marked way up.

This should start up a lively discussion.

[LiberalEsto]

42. If there are any radicchio trolls lurking around here

this puts them on notice to git while the gittin's good.

[HappyMe]

43. Radicchio trolls!

Maybe I shouldn't laugh. They might exist.

[LiberalEsto]

44. They do

That's the Lounge's worst nightmare, come true

[HappyMe]

45. Oh the humanity!