So,.....how badly did I embarrass myself last night? I have no memory of events after 9:00 pm or so!

[ohiosmith]

[PoliticAverse]

1. We had all the evidence erased - you owe us 100 bucks. n/t

[ohiosmith]

6. Was there a body? If not,.....$100.00 seems a tad high!

[PoliticAverse]

7. Don't ask too many questions, but there are 3 admins to bribe... n/t

[LeftofObama]

2. Um,

Dude, you owe me an apology BIG TIME!

[ohiosmith]

9. I am so very, very sorry! Can you ever forgive me? If not,....I understand!

How on earth can I make things right?

[LeftofObama]

11. You have to go to GD and

profess your undying love for Sarah Palin and all things Ann Coulter related.

[Brigid]

3. You'll be hearing from my attorney.

[ohiosmith]

10. I think I already have! Is she with Dewey, Cheatem and Howe?

[Brigid]

16. Nope.

Larry, Curly, and Moe.

[Moondog]

4. You're the guy that was pounding Sazeracs, right? Heh.

Everything's cool. But then, I live on the east coast and I turn off the computer early.

[ohiosmith]

14. So,....you didn't see or hear anything?

Can I get that in writing? Oh,.....wait,.....never mind!

[Moondog]

15. Nope. And I don't sign anything. Ever. But, as I said

I saw nothing. Like Sgt Schultz on Hogan's Heroes. Except I don't look anything like that guy.

[In_The_Wind]

5. Well

What said in The Lounge stays in The Lounge.

Same goes for what is said in PMs. [img][/img]

[ohiosmith]

17. There were Post Mortems? Mortems,....plural?

[In_The_Wind]

19. There were private messages. Yes, that's plural.

Have you looked at My Inbox today? Hum? Well have you?











That was too easy to pass up.
The Devil made me do it.

[Control-Z]

46. I beg to differ:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2280963

Sorry. Couldn't help myself. But I haven't been over here in years and because of a GD post now realize how much I miss it.

[In_The_Wind]

51. Good one, Control-Z.

Welcome back to the fun side of DU.

That was quite an interesting trip you took me on. [img][/img]

The Lounge needs your careful scrutiny.

Y'all come back again soon. Ya hear.



[img][/img]

[pipi_k]

8. It was all good until

someone challenged you to a tennis match

[ohiosmith]

20. Ah! My old High School uniform!

[pipi_k]

25. I like it...

Ours were some eggplant color with babyshit yellow knee socks.

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. Who HASN'T seen ohiosmith...

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... and his ol' pink knobby thing.
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[ohiosmith]

39. Dude! No looking in the shower!

And anyway,.....the water was cold!

[Denninmi]

12. Dude, dude, dude!

How many times do I have to tell you, protection is a lot cheaper than paternity.

[ohiosmith]

22. Why would I need protection? It wasn't raining! Anyway,...what has an umbrella got to do with.....

Never mind!

[rug]

13. You should be asking this in the gungeon.

[ohiosmith]

26. Shit! You mean I didn't imagine that?

[harmonicon]

18. You've done a fine job, sir. (nt)

[ohiosmith]

27. Thank you! It's a gift,.....and a curse!

[zbdent]

21. my a** still hurts ...

and I'M STILL WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY ...

[ohiosmith]

29. I'm sorry! Hope your donkey feels better soon!

[Major Nikon]

23. Has the angry mob shown up with torches and pitchforks yet?

If not, you should be OK.

[ohiosmith]

30. No! I'm staying away from Meta!

[Grantuspeace]

24. Bring back my lampshade or I will cry about it over in meta.

And you kept repeating something about a "golden toilet"?

[ohiosmith]

31. Sorry,...I traded the lampshade for a change of underwear. Want the underwear?

I must've wandered into an executive men's room,....there were a lot of guys in tuxedos!

[sharp_stick]

32. Creekdog is hunting you

through meta now.

I don't know what you did but you better cover your tracks quickly.

[ohiosmith]

33. If I don't remember doing it,....I didn't do it,.....therefor it didn't happen!

[raptor_rider]

34. My pussy is pissed

The fuck off!!! You forgot to give him his canned food last night!!!

[ohiosmith]

35. That was kitty food? Thought is was tuna dip! Holy shit! What was it I used for chips?

[raptor_rider]

38. Oh, you don't remember???

You used your friend (meaning your most private buddy) to dip in my well... Made porn kitty's very happy!!!

[ohiosmith]

40. Yikes!

[Denninmi]

36. Hey, I have revealed my secret identity. I am the superhero known as Bipolar Man.

Saturday night NEVER happened. You're good.

Or, if it happened, you used protection.

Either way is good.

Bipolar Man has got your back.

[ohiosmith]

37. My hero!

[warrprayer]

44. I like Bipolar Man

[bluesbassman]

41. All I know is that the pool guy said the goat hair costs extra to remove from the hottub filter.

[ohiosmith]

42. Never trust the Internet! I ordered a shorn ewe, not a hairy goat!

[warrprayer]

43. same here n/t

[ohiosmith]

45. Welcome to the club!

[hay rick]

47. You woke up next to HopeHoops?

[ohiosmith]

49. He should be so lucky!

[UTUSN]

48. Here's the full lowdown... Whups, I hve no memory of events after 9:00 pm or so! n/t

[ohiosmith]

50. Doh!