Someone on DU is obsessed with me

[Shankapotomus]

Okay, this is really weird. About this same time every year someone on DU sends me an anonymous heart.

No name. No DU ID. Nothing. Just an anonymous heart. Creepy, right?

I tried changing my ID when we moved over to DU3 but it hasn't stopped. I just got another heart a minute ago. Again, unsigned.

This person is obviously obsessed with me but I've never been good with anonymous one-way crushes. It seems so high schoolish.

If you are reading this, obviously, I'm flattered. Thank you. Truly, THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU. But... forgive me if I dare say, you must move on...for both of us. This is not natural.

I know it may hurt at first. I've been there. I too once loved someone I could never have. Your heart will heal and you'll find someone else, someone better, someone who deserves a sensitive and caring person like you. I know you will.

[redwitch]

1. LOL! nt

[Shankapotomus]

2. Of course!

It was you. The RedWitch. I should have known all along. Only I could inspire the exotic, Wiccan fire temptress of DU!

[alarimer]

3. I have the same problem.

I think it's the same person.

[Shankapotomus]

4. They've obviously realized they can never win me

with cheap gestures and have moved on to you. Watch yourself. I think they are unstable.

[raccoon]

5. Well, it isn't me. nt

[Shankapotomus]

8. You've been stalking me since I got here too

You are, after all, a raccoon. Of course, you're just looking for food.

But stalking is stalking.

[In_The_Wind]

6. Wow, should we start an investigation . . .

maybe there should be an intervention [img][/img]

[Shankapotomus]

11. Mock me, if you must

But someday it could be you.

[In_The_Wind]

13. been there

[Curmudgeoness]

7. Think of how creeped out CaliforniaPeggy must be! nt

[Shankapotomus]

9. Are you clavoyant?

1. How did you know I gave her a heart? (shhh)

and

2. Are you saying I'm a creep?

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Well, I may be clairvoyant

but it doesn't take a clairvoyant to know that everyone gives her a heart.

[Shankapotomus]

12. Yea, everybody likes her

She's so likable it's practically a cliche to like her. BoRRRRing!

[Shankapotomus]

14. They struck again!

I just got another anonymous heart! This stalker doesn't know when to quit!

At the same time it's kind of flattering, you know? That's someone realizes how witty and attractive I am. I suppose I cant blame them.

I am a magnet. You wanna like me? Ah, yea well, okay. Meh, go ahead. Knock yourself out. I guess I should, ahem, say thanks.

So thanks.

But that still doesn't mean YOU CAN STALK ME! Get a hold of yourself! how can you beg for love like this? Don't you have any self respect?

[Shankapotomus]

15. I'll tell ya

Skinner really hit on something. This buying hearts for members is addictive.

[Shankapotomus]

16. And the stalking continues!

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I just refreshed DU after being away from my computer to discover my anonymous stalker has struck again!

I suppose you think I'm flattered again, huh? Look, whoever you are, get it through your thick skull:

I'm not interested! How could I ever be in love with someone who doesn't even have the courage to face me?

Do you think I would fall for someone who hasn't even matured beyond Middle School secret crushes? Get over yourself.

Gheez.

But seriously. Thank you.

[TheManInTheMac]

17. We've traced the source of the hearts. They're coming from

inside the house.

[Shankapotomus]

18. I think it's safe to say they're

coming from inside my head.