Disabilities that are not covered by the ADA?

[ohiosmith]

Eye Boogers! What's up with that?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

1. They think everyone should have a dog to, you know,...wash their face.

[In_The_Wind]

4. ew

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

5. That's what Ernie does...then I go wash my face!

[In_The_Wind]

11. nope. PIA isn't allowed to lick anything except

my feet.
oh and it gets real ticklish if she licks all of the way to the back of my knees.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

13. Choking with laughter here.

[In_The_Wind]

18. she has a foot fetish

[Sekhmets Daughter]

19. Oh, what I could reply...

but had better not.

[In_The_Wind]

21. never above the knees !!!

. . .

[Sekhmets Daughter]

25. I wasn't going there at all....

[In_The_Wind]

27. so sue me. what were you going for

[Sekhmets Daughter]

30. I was thinking of my own toes....

[In_The_Wind]

36. whew

[Sekhmets Daughter]

38. OMG

[In_The_Wind]

42. indeed

PIA is a chocolate lab

[Sekhmets Daughter]

43. Too funny!

I bet she's beautiful

[In_The_Wind]

45. she is

found her running the streets of Florence Alabama

[Sekhmets Daughter]

47. Oh my...and you rescued her. That's wonderful!

[In_The_Wind]

50. scared, hungry, with scars

how could I not rescue her

[Sekhmets Daughter]

53. So sad...Sometimes I really dislike people.

[In_The_Wind]

55. I dislike most people most of the time

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

56. Most just leave me cold...

[In_The_Wind]

58. I'm past that

[Sekhmets Daughter]

60. I do understand.

[In_The_Wind]

28. oh

nevermind

[Sekhmets Daughter]

41. Spit it out... you know you want to.

[In_The_Wind]

44. moi

never

[Sekhmets Daughter]

46. Have it your way!

[In_The_Wind]

51. someday

[Sekhmets Daughter]

54. Hopefully, soon.

[In_The_Wind]

57. before I melt the internet

[Sekhmets Daughter]

59. Well if that's your ambition...go for it.

[In_The_Wind]

61. don't see any valid reason not to

[Sekhmets Daughter]

63. Neither do I

[In_The_Wind]

65. thank you

[Sekhmets Daughter]

68. You're welcome!

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. my dog is the one with the eye booger issue!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

9. My dog does too...

I clean his eyes, he thinks he's supposed to clean mine!

[NRaleighLiberal]

14. we have two chocolate labs - one we call "Mr Goopie eye".

Just gross- never seen anything like it! (but we don't hold it against him!)

now his breath...that's another matter!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

17. Ernie's eyes aren't really bad...

but he's a cocker spaniel, with 'cocker ear' I'd trade those for your dogs breath any day!

[madmom]

62. We had a cocker with the "cocker ear" problem. Vet told us to

use cotton balls and a minty mouth wash to clean them. The antiseptic in the mouthwash helped keep ears from getting really bad and mad them smell good (well, better) in the process. The dog loved it too, he would lay his head in my lap and literally moan when I did it. Sure miss him

[ohiosmith]

7. And order pizza and beer! Not just beer,...cold beer!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

23. The ADA won't cover pizza and cold beer? ...what good is it anyway?

[ohiosmith]

24. Then,.... my time here is,....done!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

29. OMG...Maudlin....

[ohiosmith]

31. Fuck no! Deep!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

33. Fuck no..Maudlin

[ohiosmith]

39. She was like on a 70s sit com! Right!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

40. You never said that while standing up!

[ohiosmith]

48. I did once,....but the entire woodwind section proposed to me!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

49. That's better than string section...the bows can be wicked.

[ohiosmith]

64. It's the rosin! Tends to chafe!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

66. But it certainly changes the 'tone' of,... things

[ohiosmith]

67. Ah ha! Now we are in rhythm!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

69. Never trusted that method myself.

[ohiosmith]

70. Only works with a metronome!

Tick..Tock!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

72. Do you have to sit on it?

[ohiosmith]

75. Only in the East Village!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

76. I see...

it has fallen out of favor in South Beach

[ohiosmith]

77. That's just cheeky!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

78. Yes, but cheeks have a certain, je ne sais quoi!

Wouldn't you agree?

[HarveyDarkey]

2. Eye know

nearly every morning when I wake up.

[ohiosmith]

10. And the Feds do not fucking care!

[In_The_Wind]

71. awww

it happens at our age

[In_The_Wind]

3. why are you asking, ohio

[ohiosmith]

12. I want status! Eye booger disability status!

[In_The_Wind]

16. a warm washcloth would feel better

[ohiosmith]

20. I want a personal assistant,....of my choice to apply the washcloth!

[In_The_Wind]

22. alright. sounds good.

warm. not hot. moist. not dripping wet.

[ohiosmith]

26. That's what I'm talking about! What my government can do for me!

[In_The_Wind]

32. of course

I got it

[ohiosmith]

34. Yes you did!

[In_The_Wind]

37. finally

[Ptah]

8. Humor deficiency.

What's up with that?

[ohiosmith]

15. Woa nelly! Everyone in meta!

We can't afford that!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

35. My apologies...

[In_The_Wind]

52. not here

you jest

[pipi_k]

73. You know what other disability

the ADA doesn't cover?

Chronic flatulence.


All we want are designated seating areas in public places...with soundproofing and charcoal-stuffed chair cushions.

Oh, and incense sticks.

[ohiosmith]

74. That's a cause DU should get behind!

[pipi_k]

79. Why, oh why...

are we Flatulanters always the butt of someone's jokes?

[ohiosmith]

80. It was assinine, wasn't it?

[Gorp]

81. Eye boogers aren't covered? Geeze. I bet they don't cover anal leakage then either.

Earlier thread reference.