Help with a new business venture! Need recommendations on where to locate sex doll vending machines!

[ohiosmith]

[TexasTowelie]

1. MFM's mud room?

[ohiosmith]

2. Excellent!

[bluedigger]

4. I thought all of MFM's rooms were "mud" rooms.

[RevStPatrick]

3. Actually, that's a good idea!

How about... outside of bars. The type of bars where guys go to pick up women, but usually end up going home alone?

[ohiosmith]

6. I still have some investment opportunities available!

[RevStPatrick]

11. So, it's a franchise business?

Can I see your business plan?

[Tobin S.]

5. Truck stops

Actually truckers tease each other about blow up dolls all the time.

[ohiosmith]

9. And they have easy access to air pumps!

[Tobin S.]

15. 10-4, partner. Now you're using your noodle.

No, not that noodle.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

7. How about the Greyhound Bus Station?

Should appeal to the clientele

[ohiosmith]

10. Outstanding! Party Buses! I like it!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

14. Thought you recognize the potential...

Party buses is fun!

[ohiosmith]

24. It could be called,.....The Dolly Trolley!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

27. Or,...The Beginners' Boffing Bus

[ohiosmith]

28. Outstanding! Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

34. I'm wondering just how many of your clients will think the Rubber Baby is a,......duck?

[ohiosmith]

47. Ah ha! Another client base!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

59. Male ducks are very agrressive, you'll need to keep them in line, perhaps, ...a Duck Dominatrix?!

[ohiosmith]

60. Brilliant! Calling graywarrior!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

61. Of course you will have to supply the usual accoutrements...

What does a duck dominatrix need?

[ohiosmith]

63. Tape! Lots of tape! Oh! Some sauce L'Orange!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

65. Will she want a roasting pan or a spit do you think?

[ohiosmith]

67. Spit! Definitely a spit!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

69. ...my, my my...an interesting bus sir! Spit roasting...ducks!

[In_The_Wind]

8. Here:

Blowfish.com

[ohiosmith]

12. Very good!

[In_The_Wind]

13. Indeed!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

16. Think twice before encouraging him!

[In_The_Wind]

19. I was just placing a order.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

20. Now, why am I afraid to touch that one?

[In_The_Wind]

21. I'm sorta thinking blue .........

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

23. Nice...

or is it naughty? Got it....both!

[In_The_Wind]

25. You tell me:

These are hand-made, so the measurements might vary a bit from piece to piece. They're made of tempered glass so they're heat resistant and can be cooled or warmed for temperature play and they can be boiled (gently!) or washed in the dishwasher. They will also warm with the temperature of your body. Please do be careful; although this glass is like Pyrex and is more durable than drinking glasses, it can be chipped, cracked, or broken if treated roughly and that will ruin the toy. Comes with a fabulous padded storage bag. Do note, these come to us from a company that sells incense (among other things) and the bags smell lightly of incense.

[talkingmime]

17. Aren't they usually between the Red Box and Lottery machines? Sometimes the soda machines.

They've got to be lodged in there somewhere.

[ohiosmith]

72. Very good! Something to drink, a little entertainment!

[talkingmime]

73. Sex doll, condoms, watermellon warmed in the oven, some hand cream, what else do you need?

Oh, right. A woman.

[ohiosmith]

74. Bicycle pump!

[talkingmime]

75. I seriously don't want to know what that's implying, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

I mean like I REALLY don't want to know.

[zbdent]

18. Off-ramps where there are on-ramps to the 2 or more passenger commuter lanes?

[ohiosmith]

76. Brilliant!

[PoliticAverse]

22. Japan, they love vending machines for everything...

(The following link is not safe for everyone)
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/08/the-20-awesomest-japanese-vending-machines-porno-panties-pringles/

[ohiosmith]

77. Unfortunately that market is saturated!

[baldguy]

26. In the lobby of a conservative megachurch?

Your local GOP party HQ?

[ohiosmith]

79. Indeed!

[seabeyond]

29. your obsession about men sticking their dick into plastic is getting worrisome,

not to mention a tad embarrassing for men.

[Ptah]

30. I hope your post is intended to be humorous.

[seabeyond]

31. absolutely. ha ha ha. lol. nt

[Ptah]

33. Ok, I think.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. I think it is hilarious ... the whole thread is a hoot and a half ...

fucking funny shit going around here. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee doggies.

[Ptah]

37. OK, now I am ready to cross that bridge.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

38. and then down the rabbit hole we go ... hang on baby

I see the Madhatter .. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee doggies

[Ptah]

41. Let's do lunch.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

43. omg. those wheat fields go on forever. beautiful. thanks

[Ptah]

44. I was lucky to be born where and when I was

[Tuesday Afternoon]

49. yes, you were.

good times.

[Ptah]

51. Oh yeah!

[ohiosmith]

32. Thank you for your participation! Your comments will be given all due consideration!

Sucks when you can't witch hunt in Meta doesn't it?

[seabeyond]

36. of course, that was intended humor, right? lol. get back to your plastic, dude.

[ohiosmith]

39. I'm sure I'm not the first to pick plastic over you!

[seabeyond]

42. you are so funnnnnny, lol. a hoot. nt

[ohiosmith]

45. Take your human paraquat shit out of here!

[seabeyond]

48. no. we are having TOO much fun denigrating men and reducing them to sticking

their dick into plastic. more more....

where else can we put the vending machines. oh wait, seems to be only a certain type of man.

why not walgreens and wall street and walmart too. lets not discriminate. all the men can buy themselves some plastic.

though, i gotta say, i really do not get it. i would think some lotion and a kleenix would be more fun then plastic.

but, then again, i never got the farm thing, or the hole in the picnic table either.

[Ptah]

53. You sure know how to stink up a thread.

[seabeyond]

55. wha??? arent we having fun yet? nt

[Ptah]

57. It seems to me that you miss meta so much that you want to incite.

Why are you so antagonistic here in the Lounge?

[seabeyond]

58. you would be wrong. gotta go. son eating all the sushi

[Ptah]

62. I am not wrong, you are being antagonistic.

[seabeyond]

64. lovely pictures of lovely women? thanks for sharing. nt

[Ptah]

68. Is that a question?

lovely pictures of lovely women?

[seabeyond]

70. sorta, kinda. i think they are lovely women,

in a lovely setting, holding a beautiful baby. i do not know if there is a point, or sharing. i like the thought of sharing, so going with that.

really. now. i am outta here.

loved the pictures of two boys sitting with dad? i assume. precious.

loved the picture of the family in the wheat fields. that one was totally awesome.

[ohiosmith]

54. Thank you for you concern!

[seabeyond]

56. ok. well. i had a laugh. i will leave you boys to play with plastic. promise.

i will say no more.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

40. it is only fitting that they pay by plastic, doncha think ---

plastic cards for plastic dolls sold in front of plastic stores for plastic people.

oops


getting sad ....

hurry quick ... I am late for a very important date and I must find Alice

[ohiosmith]

46. She's avoiding you,....like everyone else!

[seabeyond]

50. sushi time... see, no avoid.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

52. love sushi... lucky you. enjoy.

[Trajan]

66. James O'Keefe ? ... Is that you ?

I didn't recognize you in that pimp outfit ....

[ohiosmith]

80. Busted!

[EvilAL]

71. I predict an increase

in instances of people being crushed to death from rocking vending machines.
But what a way to go..

[In_The_Wind]

78. Good point!

[ohiosmith]

81. Indeed!