Don't pretend you all don't know... MiddleFingerMom is too sexy for his pants, uh-huh!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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How many of you didn't know that MFM used to be a high-fashion model.
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Oh yeah, boy -- work that catwalk!!! Work it!!! Work it!!!
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[Kali]

1. you know

if that walmart manager from the other day sees this...he is going to have some evidence to use against you in court...

[Demo_Chris]

2. Is that a Banjo on the wall?!

Oh, and yes, you are very... ah... sexy.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Wear your bathrobe backwards, and you too can be cool.

[HeiressofBickworth]

4. Let me guess ---

low ceiling, exposed brick support, encased ducting -- it's your Mom's basement, right?

[pinboy3niner]

5. I once read an "interview" with the doll who starred in the 'Chucky' movies

He said he gave up supermodeling because it was just so shallow and unfulfilling.

[cliffordu]

6. Sez you .

[pinboy3niner]

7. Moi?

Personally, I consider being a supermodel one of the highlights of my life. I don't know what the deal is with Chucky. Perhaps he was scarred by a bad experience.

[cliffordu]

8. I gotta photo of him with him and your sister.

Is that what you're talking about??

[pinboy3niner]

9. Sorry, there are no nuns in my immediate family

There may have been some among our forebears, but we got out of the habit.

[cliffordu]

10. Well....