WHY CAN'T BRANDON HANTZ HEAR ME THROUGH THE TV!?!?!?

[OriginalGeek]

How can I tell him what a dumbfuck he is? He needs to hear how dumbfucked he is. And his dumbest fuckery is that he doesn't even realize what a fucking dumbfuck he is! He thinks he's some kind of honorable warrior! What a dumbfuck! AGH!

[In_The_Wind]

1. Can anyone hear us through the TV?

[OriginalGeek]

3. I wish I knew

I'm yelling at him so loudly but he seems completely unaffected.

[In_The_Wind]

5. I'm going to be in so much trouble when that happens!

[Duer 157099]

6. My neighbors can

but I suspect they're using some other device.

[In_The_Wind]

8. rut roh!

[talkingmime]

2. Maybe he can hear you. Guys pumped up on Bud Lite are always yelling at sports players.

They must be able to hear that, right?

[OriginalGeek]

4. I would certainly think so however

they must not be paying attention. I can promise you the Cowboys would have had a much better season if they would have just listened to me.

And I drink full strength beer so I'm extra loud.

[talkingmime]

7. Yes, but you are but one of tens of thousands of drunks screaming all at once.

I always wondered how God could put up with the noise of millions of voices asking him to let them win the lottery.

[OriginalGeek]

9. I suspect he has a keyword filter

that blocks those.





*note to self: Think of new word for "lottery" in re: winning it by divine intervention.

[talkingmime]

10. Keyword: "lottery" - Target: "trash"

[Generic Brad]

11. Something about that boy just 'aint right

I don't recall ever seeing such an unprovoked meltdown televised.

[OriginalGeek]

12. That's what's driving me cuckoo

"unprovoked". There was simply no reason for him to go off all weird like that. Maybe the show edited out what really set him off but they sure made it look like he is a loon. Which I thought already from his first go at the show.

I mean, it's clear to me he is trying to be his uncle but he it seems to me he just isn't anywhere near as smart as his uncle.

[warrior1]

14. I think the guy is bipolar.

'cept it could be the Phillip drove him over the cliff. You're right that he just seem to go off, but he's been steaming for awhile again for no damn reason since they have been winning at the RC and IC.

[Phentex]

13. I feel very sorry for him...

The show tried to capitalize on the name and the first time was a bust. He clearly has issues and I don't find that something to be exploited. So they brought him back to get more for their money. Shame on all of them.

[slackmaster]

15. I have no idea who Brandon Hantz is, but I'm giving this post an enthusiastic automatic Rec...

...for being a well-formed rant.

[OriginalGeek]

16. Thanks!

He is a contestant on Survivor. I know I shouldn't let a dumb TV show get to me but he is soooooooooooooo fucking annoying and it irritates the crap out of me that he can't hear me yelling at him.