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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:14 PM Mar 2013

What Would Jesus Drive?

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What Would Jesus Drive? (Original Post) BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 OP

A RAV4! Lil Missy Mar 2013 #1

A NAZ4 pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #2

Bleah. Those things are rollovers waiting to happen - like every 5 minutes. talkingmime Mar 2013 #9

True but apparently He can handled it marvelously on large bodies of water Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2013 #36

Clown car? talkingmime Mar 2013 #40

Silver Ghost Paulie Mar 2013 #3

a 1963 Managusta Lassania ? olddots Mar 2013 #4

It's a nondescript clunker, but the bumper sticker is a dead giveaway... pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #5

A Christler KamaAina Mar 2013 #6

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #7

A Mustang GT Cobra. Shit, if you're Jesus, drive something cool! talkingmime Mar 2013 #8

A car named after a serpent? pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #11

Now THERE is a name for a car!!!!!!!!!! talkingmime Mar 2013 #16

A Ford F-150, red, faded, beat-up ... JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2013 #10

I believe that scripture tells us that they came together in one Accord. Orrex Mar 2013 #12

A Harley graywarrior Mar 2013 #13

(ahem) POGO STICK! talkingmime Mar 2013 #17

... BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #26

hey...Jesus is wearing mom-jeans! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #25

lol graywarrior Mar 2013 #31

Jesus built my hotrod Taverner Mar 2013 #14

Only the coolest One_Life_To_Give Mar 2013 #15

A Winnebago. Hell, a heard of Winnebagos, we're givin' 'em away! bluesbassman Mar 2013 #18

Pedro drives. Jesus rides shotgun. Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #19

Or Shogun... pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #27

How do they see out the rear windshield? Initech Mar 2013 #20

yeah.... BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #28

VW Bus pimped out. RiffRandell Mar 2013 #21

ok, that gets my vote! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #29

Any damn thing he wants to......nt Wounded Bear Mar 2013 #22

The money changers out of the temple! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #23

you get an "A+" !! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #30

Thank you Blanche! It's nice to see you! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #32

I don't think he'd drive that! Dyedinthewoolliberal Mar 2013 #24

An oxidized, red Volare' CrazyOrangeCat Mar 2013 #33

Was it a '77? My friend in highschool ('93) had a Mopar orange 77 volare. NightWatcher Mar 2013 #34

Yep. A very fine vintage ;~) CrazyOrangeCat Mar 2013 #38

Seems to me he'd walk. baldguy Mar 2013 #35

A beat up, rusted out old 1969 Dodge Dart. TheMightyFavog Mar 2013 #37

a 14-yr-old Toyota Tercel, or Nissan Sentra Bertha Venation Mar 2013 #39

Lil Missy

(17,865 posts)

1. A RAV4!

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:15 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. A NAZ4

Reply to Lil Missy (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:21 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

9. Bleah. Those things are rollovers waiting to happen - like every 5 minutes.

Reply to Lil Missy (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 03:06 PM

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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)

36. True but apparently He can handled it marvelously on large bodies of water

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:51 PM

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I don't know what Jesus would drive but apparently His disciples were all in one Accord.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

40. Clown car?

Reply to Nuclear Unicorn (Reply #36)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:32 AM

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Paulie

(8,462 posts)

3. Silver Ghost

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:55 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce_Silver_Ghost

olddots

(10,237 posts)

4. a 1963 Managusta Lassania ?

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:57 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

5. It's a nondescript clunker, but the bumper sticker is a dead giveaway...

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 02:04 PM

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"I STOP FOR MIRACLES"

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

6. A Christler

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 02:16 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

7. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 03:01 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

8. A Mustang GT Cobra. Shit, if you're Jesus, drive something cool!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 03:05 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

11. A car named after a serpent?

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:05 PM

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Might as well drive a Beelzebub 666.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

16. Now THERE is a name for a car!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:14 PM

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JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,362 posts)

10. A Ford F-150, red, faded, beat-up ...

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 04:59 PM

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... a carpenter's ride.

Orrex

(63,219 posts)

12. I believe that scripture tells us that they came together in one Accord.

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:07 PM

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graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

13. A Harley

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:07 PM

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But wait! There's more!

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

17. (ahem) POGO STICK!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:14 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

26. ...

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:53 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

25. hey...Jesus is wearing mom-jeans!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:52 PM

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graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

31. lol

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:58 PM

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Taverner

(55,476 posts)

14. Jesus built my hotrod

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:11 PM

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One_Life_To_Give

(6,036 posts)

15. Only the coolest

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:11 PM

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We know Jesus is a Firefighter at heart.

bluesbassman

(19,378 posts)

18. A Winnebago. Hell, a heard of Winnebagos, we're givin' 'em away!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:24 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

19. Pedro drives. Jesus rides shotgun.

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:32 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

27. Or Shogun...

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:54 PM

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Initech

(100,096 posts)

20. How do they see out the rear windshield?

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:39 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

28. yeah....

Reply to Initech (Reply #20)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:54 PM

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I have a LOT of questions about that car.

RiffRandell

(5,909 posts)

21. VW Bus pimped out.

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 05:40 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

29. ok, that gets my vote!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:55 PM

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Wounded Bear

(58,682 posts)

22. Any damn thing he wants to......nt

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 06:57 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

23. The money changers out of the temple!

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:36 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

30. you get an "A+" !!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #23)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:56 PM

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Good one!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

32. Thank you Blanche! It's nice to see you!

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #30)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:59 PM

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Dyedinthewoolliberal

(15,584 posts)

24. I don't think he'd drive that!

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 07:50 PM

Mar 2013

Maybe an old VW mini bus?

CrazyOrangeCat

(6,112 posts)

33. An oxidized, red Volare'

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 08:31 PM

Mar 2013

(station wagon)

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

34. Was it a '77? My friend in highschool ('93) had a Mopar orange 77 volare.

Reply to CrazyOrangeCat (Reply #33)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:37 PM

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CrazyOrangeCat

(6,112 posts)

38. Yep. A very fine vintage ;~)

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:28 PM

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baldguy

(36,649 posts)

35. Seems to me he'd walk.

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:48 PM

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TheMightyFavog

(13,770 posts)

37. A beat up, rusted out old 1969 Dodge Dart.

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:52 PM

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With well over 150K on the ticker, and holes in the floor you can see the road through.

Bertha Venation

(21,484 posts)

39. a 14-yr-old Toyota Tercel, or Nissan Sentra

Reply to BlancheSplanchnik (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 12:05 AM

Mar 2013

Something with some rust and body damage. Something in good enough shape to get around, but that always keeps you wondering when it will next need a miracle to keep it running.

And the right rear tire is bald.

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