Aw, C'MON!!! Now you're just showing off!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

1. As someone who has never mastered chopsticks...

I would be soooo tempted to just push down on the end of the fork, as I passed by, and watch the contents launch!

[Kali]

2. I spent a month in Taiwan and almost another in Tokyo when I was a kid

then we rented an unfurnished apartment for 7 months in Anchorage so rather than buy a lot of kitchen stuff we bought spoons and chopsticks so continued using them for almost a year, got pretty good - I could totally have done that, may still be able to with a couple tries (and you just know I will the next time I have them out). Can't eat Asian type food without them.

[Paulie]

7. Could you have caught a fly with them?

Wax on, wax off.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. "Owwie", said Li'l MFM. "Just owwie. And that goes double for that waxing stuff."

[marzipanni]

3. Chork!

http://thechork.com/

[pinboy3niner]

4. Hell, even I can do that

When I was in the Army, some Vietnamese officers who were training here invited me for lunch. Lunch was a huge pile of rice, which I struggled to make a dent in using my chopsticks.

Eventualy, I looked around--and discovered that my Vietnamese friends had all been using spoons and they were done while I still had a mountain of rice on my plate. The joke was on me!

But I learned to be very good with chopsticks. And could pick up a single kernel of rice with no problem. If only my Vietnamese pranksters could see me now...

[olddots]

5. Don't ever ask for chop sticks at Denny's

[In_The_Wind]

6. Someone should learn to eat their food. Not play with it.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I just woke up from a nightmare where I was at Olive Garden...

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... and they were serving me "Endless Soup"... but just one set of chopsticks.
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[talkingmime]

10. Okay, that's a cute trick. I'm going to have to use it soon.