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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:18 PM Mar 2013

So,....I'm taking a cab home last night when we pass some dumb ass walking in the pouring rain,

wearing an obviously expensive suede jacket and yelling "fuck Kenny Rogers"!

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So,....I'm taking a cab home last night when we pass some dumb ass walking in the pouring rain, (Original Post) ohiosmith Mar 2013 OP

Now that is just mean! Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #1

Yea! I know! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #2

One of your many charms, Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #5

Cool story, bro taterguy Mar 2013 #3

Thanks dude! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #4

What gave it away? pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #10

I'm gonna start a thread in Meta complaing about your insolence taterguy Mar 2013 #17

You were on a sabbatical? ohiosmith Mar 2013 #24

So? Why didn't you help the dumbass? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #6

Cause my cab driver was a dead ringer for Kenny Rogers! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #7

Knowing you the way I do, somehow, I believe that. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #9

I would have told the cabbie I'd give him a ten-spot to drive through a big muddy puddle Ikonoklast Mar 2013 #8

And ohiosmith could afford the extra ten-spot ... JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2013 #11

True dat! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #12

Damn dude! Now you tell me! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #18

People in my cab **have** told me I look like Kenny Rogers ... Bake Mar 2013 #13

Did you happen to find a glass eye in the back seat? ohiosmith Mar 2013 #19

That sounds like some sort of kinky sexual thing. Ikonoklast Mar 2013 #21

I have the how to video as well! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #25

Oh, where you going to, my tater blue Ptah Mar 2013 #14

Classic! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #20

What happens to Kenny's plastic surgery in the rain? olddots Mar 2013 #15

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #22

He should have bought her a rose but I guess he couldn't find what his condition was in graham4anything Mar 2013 #16

Brutal! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #23

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

1. Now that is just mean!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:39 PM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Yea! I know!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:41 PM

Mar 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

5. One of your many charms,

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:46 PM

Mar 2013

to be sure!

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

3. Cool story, bro

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:43 PM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

4. Thanks dude!

Reply to taterguy (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:45 PM

Mar 2013

You look familiar!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

10. What gave it away?

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:03 PM

Mar 2013

He not only thinks he's a gambler, he thinks he's Indiana Jones.

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taterguy

(29,582 posts)

17. I'm gonna start a thread in Meta complaing about your insolence

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 07:17 PM

Mar 2013

Damnit, what the hell did you guys do with Meta while I was on Sabbatical?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

24. You were on a sabbatical?

Reply to taterguy (Reply #17)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:40 PM

Mar 2013

How did to compare a Suzuki!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

6. So? Why didn't you help the dumbass?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:47 PM

Mar 2013

You know that I would have.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

7. Cause my cab driver was a dead ringer for Kenny Rogers!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:50 PM

Mar 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

9. Knowing you the way I do, somehow, I believe that.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:54 PM

Mar 2013

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

8. I would have told the cabbie I'd give him a ten-spot to drive through a big muddy puddle

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 04:53 PM

Mar 2013

and splash that guy.

Teach that dumbass a lesson, gambling is a moral failing.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,339 posts)

11. And ohiosmith could afford the extra ten-spot ...

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:32 PM

Mar 2013

... being flush with winnings from a neighborhood poker game.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

12. True dat!

Reply to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #11)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:35 PM

Mar 2013

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

18. Damn dude! Now you tell me!

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:34 PM

Mar 2013

Bake

(21,977 posts)

13. People in my cab **have** told me I look like Kenny Rogers ...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:35 PM

Mar 2013

BEFORE he had that gawdawful plastic surgery, though. And I did have one fare last night that was laughing his ass off as we passed some poor schmuck in the rain!

Bake

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

19. Did you happen to find a glass eye in the back seat?

Reply to Bake (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:35 PM

Mar 2013

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

21. That sounds like some sort of kinky sexual thing.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:38 PM

Mar 2013

"Hey Baby, for twenty bucks I'll give you a Glass Eye In The Back Seat!"

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

25. I have the how to video as well!

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #21)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:41 PM

Mar 2013

Ptah

(33,028 posts)

14. Oh, where you going to, my tater blue

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:36 PM

Mar 2013

Oh, where you going to, my tater blue
It's a shame you ruined your coat in the rain
He just looked out the window, and said
"Sixteen Parkside Lane"

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

20. Classic!

Reply to Ptah (Reply #14)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:37 PM

Mar 2013

olddots

(10,237 posts)

15. What happens to Kenny's plastic surgery in the rain?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:37 PM

Mar 2013

Some one left the cake out in the rain ?
you got to know when to fold ?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

22. Hahahaha!

Reply to olddots (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:38 PM

Mar 2013

graham4anything

(11,464 posts)

16. He should have bought her a rose but I guess he couldn't find what his condition was in

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 05:57 PM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

23. Brutal!

Reply to graham4anything (Reply #16)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 08:38 PM

Mar 2013

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