So I got dumped last night by my rich boyfriend and his uber expensive suede jacket.

[Honeycombe8]

He dumped me. Said I didn't know how to behave quite right in his "circle." Said I didn't appreciate the finer things (apparently going fishing in my Lauren jeans was inappropriate...but he didn't know I got those jeans 10 years ago in a half price sale). Also said he couldn't imagine spending his life with someone who had even a passing interest in country music (I like just a few songs, okay?).

So I'm driving my girlfriends home last night, after a night drowning my sorrows with them (except that I was sober, having drowned my sorrows with virgin marys because I was the designated driver)...I'm driving my friends home, in the POURING RAIN (could it get any worse?), when I see HIM.

There he is, drudging down the street, in the pouring rain and wearing his uber expensive suede jacket, obviously sloppy drunk, and yelling "Fuck Kenny Rogers!"

WTF?

[randr]

1. You are a lucky girl

Move on down the line

[rocktivity]

2. Fuck HIM. And drive on.

rocktivity

[LeftInTX]

3. It may be sad now, but in a few years

you will have memories of him in the rain with his expensive jacket, yelling @#!*% Kenny Rogers.

[RandiFan1290]

4. What an odd description

Did you introduce him that way?
"this is my rich boyfriend"

[Honeycombe8]

6. See the post "rough night last night"

and http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018343314

[RandiFan1290]

8. ahh lol

maybe Kenny just turned him down and refused to drive him home

[Paulie]

5. Beauty

[BainsBane]

7. He sounds hopelessly superficial

It may be painful now, but I expect before long you'll be glad you're rid of him.

[Scuba]

9. I think you and ohiosmith are in cahoots.

[In_The_Wind]

10. Lady

[madinmaryland]

11. The guy sounds like a real dumbass.

[In_The_Wind]

12. dumbass

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[Aristus]

13. So...

that's why you posted you were drinking Virgin Marys! I had no idea.

I'm sorry, Honeycombe8...

He didn't deserve you.

And you sure as hell didn't deserve him! ( I hope he ruined his stupid fucking jacket...)

[JCMach1]

14. should have had some grey poupon and rolled down your window!

Would you like some of this with your idiocy...


JERK

[union_maid]

15. You really dodged a bullet there

Not only is he so wrong for you, I've heard he has a gambling problem. Sure, he wears things like an uber-expensive suede jacket, but he's also in debt up to his soggy lapels to his bookie. It wouldn't have been long before he'd have drained your bank account as well as his.