If you push something hard enough,

[kentauros]

it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition.


It goes in, it must come out — Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law

[In_The_Wind]

1. bump

[kentauros]

2. "Close 'B' clothes mode."

"My gosh, kid! Her pants have disappeared!"



The President: Many busy executives ask me, "What about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?" Well, count on us to be there, JIM, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again.

[madinmaryland]

3. A pissed off cow cannot be tipped.

[kentauros]

4. If you apply Teslacle's Deviant first,

then it will be fatigued enough to be pushed over. Either that, or you aren't pushing hard enough to begin with

[madinmaryland]

5. Or...

you are just too drunk at 3:00 to really give a shit!!

[kentauros]

6. Or, wait a bit...

"Why she's no fun, she fell right over."

[madinmaryland]

7. ON ME!! Dammit, Tex, get the fucking cow off of me!!

[kentauros]

11. You should have done that in China,

on a flat world.

Nancy: The world is spinning!
Nick: Why, of course it's spinning, Nancy! If it were flat, all the Chinese would fall off.

[madinmaryland]

12. Are you channeling The Moustache of Understanding??

[Locut0s]

8. I don't get it...

vat am I missing?

[csziggy]

9. Just put the balls on the other side...

[kentauros]

10. I think we're all bozos on this bus.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/I_Think_We're_All_Bozos_on_This_Bus