So, this 69 year old man who's suing the police came into my office today.

[rug]

At the end, he said he had to ask me a very personal question.

"Yes, I am circumcised."

"No, not that."

"What, then?"

"I'm going out with this 25 year old woman."

"Do I know her?"

"She's the assistant manager at Subway."

After comparing notes I do know her.

"So what's the question?"

"Does Viagra realy work?"

"How the fuck would I know?!?"

"Oh, ok, never mind then."

He left soon after.

I remain insulted.

[bluedigger]

1. Why?

Assistant manager of a Subway not good enough for you?

[olddots]

2. This is really weird

we've got Viagra and maybe the length of a sub , a 69 year old man .....I'm baffled

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. why is he suing the police? n/t

[Ikonoklast]

8. The foot-long sub he ordered only measured ten inches, even after he gave it Viagra.

Police refused to arrest his Subway manager girlfriend for the fraud, and this is starting to sound like the plot to a lame porno movie.

[Duer 157099]

12. Now see, that would've been the correct reply to him

Well done. Foot-long only 10 inches after Viagra.

[rug]

9. He was roughed up by the local police.

[leftyohiolib]

4. i remain confused - drinking and posting are rarely a good idea - i know, i do it alot

then i have to come here and apologize to everyone

[siligut]

5. In the future, the educated guess would be "yes"

Viagra does work, that is why it continues to sell. I am assuming that you are the only smart person he knows and that is the only reason he asked you.

[rug]

10. That must be it.

[HappyMe]

6. Well, maybe you're the only guy

he figured he could trust.

[Ikonoklast]

7. I'm lost here.

Were you insulted that this 69 year-old man didn't bring you a nice hot meatball sub, because he had an 'in' and didn't use it on your behalf?

Or were you insulted that this 69 year-old man didn't hit on you after your answering some rather intimate questions?

[rug]

11. Now that you mention that, I'm more insulted.

[Ikonoklast]

13. You'd be even more insulted if he had told you where he wanted to put his foot-long.

Probably why he was roughed-up by the police.

[hunter]

14. Oh please, don't tell me you are going out with her too???

[rug]

15. It was the chipotle sauce.

[In_The_Wind]

16. This is what he really wanted to know but was afraid to ask:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018286198

[rug]

17. Lol.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

18. You're insulted because he thought you'd know!

You have every right to be!