I'm flying to the bathroom,...intestinal storm,......serious turbulence,.....and,........

[MiddleFingerMom]

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... THERE'S A CAT ON THE SEAT!!!!!
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[In_The_Wind]

1. Move the cat!

[madinmaryland]

2. Otherwise the cat with be....

IN THE WIND!!

[In_The_Wind]

3. Or very messy!

[kentauros]

4. Well,

at least the seat is already down.

[ohiosmith]

5. Should there be no toilet tissue,......

[Wounded Bear]

6. That's one evil looking pussy....

[olddots]

7. MFM will your landing gear go down ?

make a few passes over the toilet if you can ,don't panic you can do this .

[kentauros]

8. and avoid skidmarks!

[TrogL]

9. That looks exactly like my old cat Smokey

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Just before she was going to try to kill you.