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Obama responsible for recent outbreak of crop circles | |
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I took LSD with (insert famous name) and then we had 3-way sex with a gay whale | |
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UN planning to confiscate Americans' toothpaste and shampoo | |
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Bigfoot's ghost has haunted the icebox in my mountain cabin ever since I killed and ate him | |
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Research shows math classes cause health problems | |
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How standing downtown naked and smeared with Crisco helps me communicate with space aliens | |
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Government cover-up: Scientist studied time travel before disappearing | |
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My unsuccessful career as a mob hitman | |
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Most websites are actually owned by the CIA | |
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LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)with the caveat that it's worthless without pics.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)*squints*
Skittles
(153,160 posts)it's been too long, I think
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)Skittles
(153,160 posts)I won't break your arm; I'll just bend it a little
Chan790
(20,176 posts)For example (this is where being a writer comes in useful), I've always thought it would be amusing to write a hitman in the form of a Clouseau-like character.
He doesn't really try to kill people, he just seems to awkwardly contribute to the demise of other people by way of his abrupt clumsiness...so he figures he might as well collect the contracts.
trof
(54,256 posts)"The Inadvertent Assassin"
"It seemed like Augustini (Fat Augie) Massereri was born under some malevolent black cloud.
Nothing bad ever happened to Augie himself, but those around him seemed to meet with unfortunate (and many times highly unusual) ends.
Fat Augie was a gentle soul. He was a bit quiet and introverted, but always smiling and cheerful.
He had few friends, and for good reason. In his neighborhood, he was regarded as a 'Jonah'.
If anything could go wrong when you were with Augie, it did.:
Go for it.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Say it ain't so!
struggle4progress
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(6,112 posts)Dash87
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Aristus
(66,369 posts)struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Not on a sunny day though.