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Police: Arizona man crashed car during drunk sex and then hid in cactus
Mr. Briones was observed to be having sexual intercourse with the passenger and sped off at a high rate of speed, a criminal complaint obtained by Albuquerque Journal said. Their activities presented a danger to others in the roadway as exhibited by the accident.
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The report said that Briones tried to flee but a witness took his car keys. Police later found Briones hiding in cactus with his shorts inside out. The complaint stated that he refused to cooperate with police and became hostile with paramedics. Police said that he also refused to wear his pants while inside the patrol car.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)"refused to wear his pants while inside the patrol car."
Need I say more?
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)Indeed. MFM is a cultural tsunami, sans pants.
Fla Dem
(23,656 posts)Both their state names have 7 letters.
They both end in "a".
They share 4 out of their 7 letters A, R, I & O.
They both have whacked out Governors.....Jan Brewer and Rick Scott.
They both have one really old Senator...John McCain and Bill Nelson.
They both have one really flaky Senator....Marco Rubio and Jeff Flake
Both have really, really weird and strange people living there who do really weird and strange things.
Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)Usually, our stories have to do with intellectual dishonesty.
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)Judy was also drunk, according to the arrest report.
When the deputy tried to put Judy in the patrol car, the 58-year-old man allegedly tensed up, pulled away from the deputy and then tightened his arms to prevent the deputy from placing his hands behind his back.
The report also identified Judy as a sexual offender.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-flduh_busy-road-while-totally-naked-20130528,0,3930416.story
TrogL
(32,822 posts)Black socks should be at least calf length.
hay rick
(7,608 posts)Jerk.
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)I think I will have to leave FL...
Moondog
(4,833 posts)it might come down to what sort of impression you make when you are sort of blotto, and standing by the side of the road when your entire ensemble consists of shoes and short black socks . . . .
I'd probably be deemed to be fashion challenged, and required to leave. People would take up a collection to make sure that this was done. I'd probably be escorted by State Troopers to the state line, bodily tossed across, and gruffly told "and don't come back!"
Hmmmm. Georgia, or Alabama? Tough call . . . .
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)That's what I want to know!
Moondog
(4,833 posts)Well, supposedly it pays to advertise.
But I was brought up to be modest. So, I guess, no.
Not by the side of the road, anyway.
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)Some other venue? The everglades, perhaps?
Moondog
(4,833 posts)The Everglades too. The damned mosquitos are voracious.
Upon reflection, the choice of venue will require a great deal more consideration . . . .
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)The local mall!
Moondog
(4,833 posts)Can't you just picture the Rent-A-Cops?
Carrying off some loon with his dangly bits flapping in the breeze, yelling "you're just jealous" at the RACs?
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)of the dangly bits, would they? Interesting....
Moondog
(4,833 posts)will see that I used the phraseology "some loon", as opposed to this particular loon, as in me.
I would never be so crass as to publicly discuss my particular bits.
Edit to add - That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)However, it would be remiss of me to fail to point out the implications of "not by the side of the road anyway"
Moondog
(4,833 posts)"Remiss" is it?
It is hell to be cited against oneself.
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)But Georgia, where I live now is not much better.
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)is that my children were pretty much raised here and have made lives for themselves here. My son most particularly, college, law school and now practicing in Miami...about 80 miles south of me. Anywhere I would want to live is way far away... Back to NJ or another northeastern state. I am resigned. <sigh>
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)And get off my lawn!