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Cotswold Olimpick Games
Since 1966 the Games have been held each year on the Friday after Spring Bank Holiday. Events have included the tug of war, gymkhana, shin-kicking, dwile flonking, motorcycle scrambling, judo, piano smashing, and morris dancing. The British Olympic Association has recognised the Cotswold Olimpick Games as "the first stirrings of Britain's Olympic beginnings".
Aristus
(66,481 posts)I'm gonna be real upset!...
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)They already had the cheese chasing elsewhere. Here's an old video.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Wikipedia definition:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwile_flonking
"The pastime of dwile flonking (also dwyle flunking) involves two teams, each taking a turn to dance around the other while attempting to avoid a beer-soaked dwile (cloth) thrown by the non-dancing team.[1]
"Dwile" is a knitted floor cloth, from the Dutch dweil, meaning "mop",[2] and "flonk" is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling.[3]"
Rules:
"According to the Friends Of The Lewes Arms, "The rules of the game are impenetrable and the result is always contested."[4]
A 'dull witted person' is chosen as the referee or 'jobanowl' and the two teams decide who flonks first by tossing a sugar beet. The game begins when the jobanowl shouts "Here y'go t'gither!" "
... "A full game comprises four 'snurds', each snurd being one team taking a turn at girting. "
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)my favorite kind of game!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Bush**? Palin? Bachmann?
Come to think of it, it must be Bachmann. That's why she quit, 'cause they wouldn't give her time off to go to the Cotswolds.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)I hope I don't dream of flonking sugar beets tonight.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,685 posts)So THAT's where that word comes from. I thought he - I mean, I - made it up.
The Bank Dick - Highlights
In talking Og into embezzling from the bank and encountering resistance, Egbert says: "Don't be a luddy duddy, Don't be a moon calf. Don't be a jabbernowl. You're not those, are you?" (Fields, whose ear for the preposterous-sounding phrase, word or name was unparalleled, claimed to have found the words in a dictionary.)
ETA: to maintain my reputation, I have edited the page. Next up: luddy duddy and moon calf.
Phentex
(16,334 posts)although I'm sure he does not mind being soaked in beer...
olddots
(10,237 posts)The British know how to cheaply entertain themselves better than Americans .
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I ran across the term while reading some British something or the other awhile back.
May I share?:
English records date back to 1448, when 7 shillings were paid to morris dancers by the Goldsmiths' Company in London Further mentions of morris dancing occur in the late 15th century, and there are also early records such as visiting bishops' "Visitation Articles" mention sword dancing, guising and other dancing activities, as well as mumming plays. Furthermore, the earliest records invariably mention "Morys" in a court setting, and a little later in the Lord Mayors' Processions in London.
In modern day, it is commonly thought of as a mainly English activity, although there are around 150 morris sides (or teams) in the United States.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dance
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I'm not sure how it could be made competitive. I guess it'd have to be judged, like gymnastics or figure skating.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)my next DU username.