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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Fri Jan 27, 2012, 08:51 PM Jan 2012

I'm in the market for a new mistress...

Just kidding

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I'm in the market for a new mistress... (Original Post) ohiosmith Jan 2012 OP

I had a great one but she married Newt. trof Jan 2012 #1

Which one? ohiosmith Jan 2012 #2

Newt GINGRICH. Doc Holliday Jan 2012 #9

I hear that LynneSin is looking for someone to listen to Rush with in their car! madinmaryland Jan 2012 #3

Sorry dude. Wouldn't want to break up the engagement. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #4

Wassa matta marzipanni Jan 2012 #5

Shoulda clipped my toenails. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #6

Well.... Doc Holliday Jan 2012 #7

A replacement is on the way. Comes with three different outfits and a convenient hand pump. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #8

trof

(54,256 posts)

1. I had a great one but she married Newt.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 08:53 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Which one?

Reply to trof (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 08:57 PM

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Doc Holliday

(719 posts)

9. Newt GINGRICH.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 01:44 PM

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If this were a sitcom, someone would have said it eventually.

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

3. I hear that LynneSin is looking for someone to listen to Rush with in their car!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:11 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

4. Sorry dude. Wouldn't want to break up the engagement.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 12:07 AM

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marzipanni

(6,011 posts)

5. Wassa matta

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 12:48 AM

Jan 2012

Did your air mistress spring a leak?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

6. Shoulda clipped my toenails.

Reply to marzipanni (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 11:10 AM

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Doc Holliday

(719 posts)

7. Well....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 11:40 AM

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...there are some (shall we say) highly specialized websites to assist in that endeavor.

If you'll message me privately, I'll let you know about some of the ones I know of...that is, ones I've heard of from the guys.

Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket. "Heard of from the guys."

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

8. A replacement is on the way. Comes with three different outfits and a convenient hand pump.

Reply to Doc Holliday (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 12:00 PM

Jan 2012

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