When your citrus has a drinking problem...

[MrScorpio]

"What do you mean by a 'problem?' I drink, I get drunk, no problem."

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. a natural born screwdriver. I see no problem here.

we used to do the same thing with everclear and a watermelon.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. At least your citrus isn't mainlining it.

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Tom Robbins, from his prologue to "Still Life with Woodpecker":
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"I have in my cupboard under lock and key, the last bottle of
Anais Nin (green label) to be smuggled out of Punta del
Visionario before the revolution. Tonight, I'll pull the cork.I'll
inject 10cc into a ripe lime, the way the natives do. I'll suck.
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MAN. that guy can write!!!
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[Incitatus]

3. This works good too