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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsChan790 doesn't binge-drink since the morning he woke up and looked in horror at what lay beside him
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antiquie
(4,299 posts)I think you forgot to caution us...
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)antiquie
(4,299 posts)the aftermath of a grisly vehicle accident.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)bluesbassman
(19,403 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)Also, it's missing the carnitas, jalapeños, and scrambled eggs.
burnodo
(2,017 posts):Homer drool:
Quantess
(27,630 posts)It's about 1 or 2 am, long after the BBQ started, and past the point where people stopped eating and started drinking heavily. Almost everybody went home, and now there are just a couple of drunk people who are ready to crash on the sofa.
MiddleFingerMom
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... to be drinking heavily, it would look FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
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The absolute BEST thang about it?
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It's BITE-SIZED... man!!!!!
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MFM and friend -- well into a night of drinking a LOT of beer to counteract
the cottonmouth from all the pot:
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MFM: "Yo, man -- FUCK pizza. Let's call that place that named the awesome
sandwich after me -- the MFM hors d'oeuvre."
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Friend, who was always such a bad influence on MFM: "OK, but we're pretty
fucking hungry... you better order TWO of them."
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MFM: "Yeah man. EACH."
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Soon... nothing more than the sound of disgusting NOMS... with 3 Stooges
episodes playing in the background and the eventual, inevitable and fairly
staggered sound of two bodies thudding to the floor for night-nights.
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