Did anyone ever just, you know...just happen to mention MiddleFingerMom's birthday is May 4th?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Did anyone ever just, you know... just happen to mention that it's never too
early to buy somebody, oh you know... just anybody a nice birthday gift?
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Did anyone ever just, you know... just happen to mention that if you were
to buy somebody, oh you know... just anybody a birthday gift, oh golly...
maybe 2 or 3 of them ... or so...from each and every one of you... that
he's always wanted all of his life that he would never post another picture
of said 4 or 5 items again causing a mental image so remarkably, not to
mention brain-damagingly repugnant that it would cost TWICE as much
for eye bleach than it would for you to buy, oh let's say each and every
one of you to buy him a baker's dozen of them.
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(whistlin', scuffin' the dirt, avoidin' eye contact) Just warnderin'.
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WONDERIN'... I meant wonderin'!!!
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http://www.cafepress.com/du_store.21464073
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[rug]

1. Kent State happened on May 4 and you want me to buy you a thong?

[In_The_Wind]

2. OMG

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[MrMickeysMom]

11. What a great gif!

[In_The_Wind]

12. I snagged it on a lounge thread ... it's wonderful.

imo: This is a great idea ...

DU 2 to should be introduced and married to DU 3. They should produce offspring who represent the best of both parents.

[MrMickeysMom]

13. ..

I can always hope... Thanks.

[irisblue]

3. ummmm...

my mothers' birthday is May 4. I cannot....but May 2 is a go...

[pinboy3niner]

4. You know we all have a thong in our hearts for you

Happy Birthday!

[antiquie]

5. punboy3niner

condimental and thong


(no disrespect meant and thank you for your service)

[Xyzse]

6. Mine's on the 5th...

I'd never wear something like that.
You are definitely a lot more confident in your masculinity than I.
For that, I salute you.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Pssssst! Confident, schmonfident... just between you and me, I pad it.

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That's just between us, OK?
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Please?
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[Xyzse]

8. Done and done.

[mysuzuki2]

9. I promise that next year I will spend TWICE as much on your birthday present as I did this year!

Let's see now, what is 2 X $0 again? Seriously, happy unbirthday dude!

[AnneD]

10. That thong....

will get in the way of your bed bath. On the other hand, it will facilitate ER visits and a thong coordinates with a hospital gown, from the back anyway.