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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKali has been experimenting with sobriety.
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Kali has been experimenting with sobriety. (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Aug 2013
OP
Alcohol is one of those things that hits you twice when you're unft to handle.
Baitball Blogger
Aug 2013
#4
Chan790
(20,176 posts)1. Don't do it!!
As a non-drinker, I feel that Dean Martin quote constantly.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)2. I only drink on two occasions
When it's raining &
when it's not raining.
Scary thing: I've apparently posted this lame gag before, as the subject line automatically expanded, but have no recollection of it. Oh well,
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)3. "I only drunk-post on two occasions."
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)5. That's about the size of it
Yet, the fact that I went ahead and hit 'Post' to share this unfunny joke anyway after I realised I'd posted it before shows character, I think. Not good character, mind, but character.
Baitball Blogger
(46,757 posts)4. Alcohol is one of those things that hits you twice when you're unft to handle.
First, because being sober 24/7 is a cruel way to face the world and because you lose the opportunity to make friends with funny people.