Young MFM was the only Catholic EVER to be given a "GET OUT OF CONFESSION FREE FOR LIFE" card.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Manifestor_of_Light]

1. ROFL!!

"And Father, bless my intestinal bacteria too; they are merely doing their duty as ordained by God."

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. NO!!! GET THEE HENCE, FOUL SPAWN OF HELL!!!!!

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Two things... the priest's mask (in anticipation of MFM, patron saint of flatulence -- "I've
hit the bigtime. Ma!!!&quot and the fact that not even MFM looks all too happy about being
confined to that little tiny booth.
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[pinboy3niner]

3. "Say 3,654 Our Fathers and 2,972 Hail Marys"

[LiberalEsto]

5. And next time, don't eat sauerkraut before confession. nt

[Locut0s]

4. Oh I can just imagine some of the things priests must hear in confessionals...

And I'm sure more than a few as well

[Baitball Blogger]

6. I gave a confession to an empty confessional once.

The priest had slipped out for a break and I hadn't noticed.

[panader0]

7. This reminds me of a gross joke--forgive me in advance.

The priest doing confessions saw a very drunken man stagger into his confessional booth. He decided to give the guy a moment to collect himself. After a bit he asked, "And now my son, what can I do for you?" "Yeah buddy, you got any paper on your side?"

[heaven05]

8. LOL

still laughing