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I almost dripped the oil from all-natural peanut butter on my shirt and tie.
Those bastards, making me stir it all in before I eat it. They know or should have known for the potential harm this could cause. Theory of proximate cause says this should be highly foreseeable.
Wow, life's big traumas sure can be rough.
easychoice
(1,043 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Response to Denninmi (Original post)
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Raffi Ella
(4,465 posts)Apparently I didn't stir mine well enough and used too much of the dry. I'm left with a drippy oily mess. I'm going to have to use it for cookies or something and buy a new jar.
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winter is coming
(11,785 posts)if possible. Using a narrow rubber spatula, empty the jar into a bowl with 2-3 times the capacity of the jar, then stir well, re-fill the jar, and stick it in the fridge.
on edit: if you've been keeping a jar at work, I'd suggest taking in a smaller plastic container with just a little peanut butter, so you can stir it up easily as you use it.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Denninmi
(6,581 posts)With a $65 original price tag. Which I picked up at a Goodwill store for $3.
Whew!
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Force them to add a label:
Peanut Butter MUST be stirred while NAKED to avoid nasty spills on shirts and ties!
antiquie
(4,299 posts)elleng
(130,895 posts)Denninmi
(6,581 posts)elleng
(130,895 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,611 posts)You know, if you go in a place like Whole Foods, you can grind your own peanut butter, and you will never have to stir in the oil!
It won't have a chance to separate!
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)Despite the prices.
R B Garr
(16,950 posts)It should soak it right up.
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R B Garr
(16,950 posts)Or are you saying that peanut butter is like cocaine? I've never had cocaine, but I do love peanut butter!
But in case the smilies didn't give away that I was kidding: this OP poster has indicated he is health conscious. If you're health conscious, you probably read labels. If he bought all-natural peanut butter, he probably didn't want the sugar in the more popular brands. If you read the label on peanut butter like Jif, for instance, sugar is the second ingredient. Hence the smilies about adding sugar to help emulsify the oil with the peanuts.
FWIW, I have ground my own peanut butter at places like Whole Foods and Mother's. It definitely tastes like there is no sugar, which is fine. I like it; it's good; I didn't want the sugar then. But my SO and I teased that we could just stir some sugar in so we get it to taste more like the big brand names that have sugar. We were just teasing one another. We don't actually stir sugar in.
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)You can always dye your hair.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/tressant-supreme/n11749/
Link is to an extremely funny commercial parody starring Kelly Ripe of "Live with Kelly and Michael" fame.
Tressant-Supreme, now with traces of crack cocaine.
"I can color my hair 3, 4, 5 times a day, and it never gets dry or brittle".
Hilarious, you would like it.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Problem solved
DebJ
(7,699 posts)We think it tastes great. It is real peanut butter, not that plastic-like crap in most jars, filled with all kinds
of god-knows-what.
There is very little oil that rises to the top.
RobinA
(9,888 posts)peanut butter the way god intended it - homogenized. I grew up with that oily, gritty cement and I hated it. The texture, the mess, the taste... This peanut butter lover loves Jif.