Lets play What 3 words you don't want in your obituary

[NightWatcher]

Newark garbage dumpster

[sarge43]

1. doormat whiner agreeable n/t

[KamaAina]

2. survived by mother

[lastlib]

44. "...of the home..."

. . . . . . .

[UrbScotty]

3. Tea Party conservative (nt)

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom

[HappyMe]

5. hold my beer

Actually more like - long painful illness. 'Hold my beer' sounds downright festive compared to that.

[bluesbassman]

6. winning lottery ticket

That would really suck.

[Jenoch]

77. I would love to have

the words 'winning lottery ticket' in my obituary. As long as the obituary is published when I die at age 93 and the words winning lottery ticket mention that it was purchased when I was 50.

[1-Old-Man]

7. any religious reference

[Aristus]

8. Mine:

"alone", "forgotten", and "obscure".

[Lady Freedom Returns]

32. +1

But I do not see those words ever used in yours.

[Wait Wut]

9. Severed head found.

or....

Burnt to crisp.

or...

Lost at sea.

or...

Eaten by gulls.

or...

Thrown 125 yards.

...I could go on. Let's just assume I ain't leavin'.

[petronius]

10. 'Star Trek uniform'

Or perhaps 'outhouse methane candle'

And most especially: 'September twenty thirteen'

[Arcanetrance]

39. Nameless red shirt

[Throd]

11. disemboweled, destitute, necrophelia,

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Alone... Eaten... Cats..

[El Supremo]

13. Died in Philadelphia.

[awoke_in_2003]

40. That wouldn't be so bad...

try "died in Steubenville"

[MrScorpio]

14. Buggery, Herpes and Autorerotic nt

[NightWatcher]

15. Always use a spotter (for #3)

[JBoy]

16. neighbors noticed smell

[LeftofObama]

17. ROFLMAO!!

[rug]

18. large porn stash

[Kennah]

107. Wait, that's bad?

[LeftishBrit]

19. She disrupted poorly

[Bunnahabhain]

20. choked, vomit, alley

[cliffordu]

21. Weak, Bureaucrat, tidy

[JoeyT]

22. "Penis was severed"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. body never found

[Callmecrazy]

24. Naked, jumper cables, saddle

[El Supremo]

25. accidental autoerotic asphyxiation

[BlueStreak]

26. Worshipped the cubbies

[GeoWilliam750]

30. Many of my relatives had

"Diehard Cubs Fan"

[Brigid]

112. !!!!

[eppur_se_muova]

27. habitual Fox viewer

[Professor_Blue]

28. Darwin Award Winner

[gopiscrap]

42. Welcome to DU

[Link Speed]

29. sex with horse

eaten by crabs

[lastlib]

31. "died peacefully asleep"...........

[awoke_in_2003]

41. I want to die peacefully in my sleep...

just like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passenger in the car.

[Phentex]

81. And mine would say...

"she died doing what she loved"

[GeoWilliam750]

33. left fortune behind

[IrishEyes]

34. Suburban Practical Ordinary

[A Simple Game]

35. He died young. n/t

[gopiscrap]

36. republican, conservative, teabagger

[curlyred]

45. These

[madinmaryland]

37. Biggest Rush (the band) Fan.

[awoke_in_2003]

38. Asian ass porn...

http://m.

Sorry, first thing that came to mind.

[Kennah]

109. Canadian ass porn is still OK, right?

[awoke_in_2003]

114. As long as you don't...

do a search for "candied yams"

[First Speaker]

43. Worthwhile Canadian Initiative

...in any context...

[Bombero1956]

46. was a tool

[JimDandy]

47. Oh my god...laughing so hard at all these my eyes are watering

I had to retype these words 4 times. Great way to go to sleep.

"Died while awake"

[Kennah]

48. Facedown in toilet

[Kennah]

49. Death, by Mumba!

[Initech]

97. Death by Snu Snu

Or death by exile:

[Kennah]

50. Worse than Elvis

[Skittles]

51. just one word: ravine

[kurtzapril4]

52. Hey, watch this!

[Silent3]

111. +1

You stole my line.

[Half-Century Man]

53. explosive; colon; evacuation

or
naked; supermarket; fusillade

[Recursion]

55. As Professor Farnsworth said...

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.

[musical_soul]

57. Boring little girl.

[No Vested Interest]

58. Obese; unloved; abandoned

[Callmecrazy]

59. Hold my beer.

[Inkfreak]

60. Once voted republican...

[Coyote_Bandit]

61. Survived by father

I'm convinced this long-term sole caregiver shit will kill you.

[walkerbait41]

62. A good man

[PADemD]

63. Duzy!

The whole thread.

[BillyRibs]

64. Possed Ass Pennies

[ColesCountyDem]

65. Midget porn collection.

[Kennah]

73. That's bad? I didn't know.

[Kennah]

74. Cheese eating contest

[ColesCountyDem]

82. LOL!

[sharp_stick]

66. Botched Electric Chair n/t

[Shamash]

67. Cemetary, shovel, condoms

And in the too much information category...

[gopiscrap]

69. Welcome to DU

[Xipe Totec]

100. That's funny in its own right. nt

[Jackpine Radical]

68. Autoerotic hanging misadventure.

[PassingFair]

70. Didn't. Even. Try.

Actually, that's what my daughter told me she wants on her grave stone.

[PADemD]

71. Cleaning Litter Box

[Kennah]

72. Penile implant malfunction

[Initech]

79. You owe me a monitor!

[Arugula Latte]

75. Basement. Lotion. Skin-suit.

[tavernier]

76. Sex with Trump

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

78. born, again, christian

[Initech]

80. Kinky diaper sex

[NRaleighLiberal]

83. "Tomatoes Killed Him"

[struggle4progress]

84. "mistaken hunter sasquatch"

"naked skydiver accident"

"homemade plastic explosive"

"walmart sale stampede"

"mysterious alien abduction"

"pet grizzly bear"

"testing anti-gravity theory"

"found in freezer"

[Arugula Latte]

90. ...

I particularly like "walmart sale stampede"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

85. Spontaneous human combustion.

Someone else's vomit.

Failed rock band.

[Flying Squirrel]

86. Annoying alcoholic asshole

[aikoaiko]

87. Miley Cyrus video

[NutjobMichele]

88. apparently not immortal

[Thor_MN]

89. Kept to himself

He was quiet

[Arugula Latte]

91. Unfortunate twerking incident

[Arugula Latte]

92. Crushed Kenny-G concert

[Locrian]

93. naked, accident, powertools = n/t

[8 track mind]

94. Mary Bakker Eddy n/t

[pink-o]

95. Found weeks later

Or even worse: after prolonged illness.

[Initech]

96. Bloody Diahrrea Outbreak

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/fredericos-mexican-restauraunt-bloody-diarrhea_n_3921169.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[secondvariety]

98. Drowned in poop.

[Xipe Totec]

99. Shinny, metal, daffodil. nt

[ok_cpu]

101. Pulp Fiction Scene

[graywarrior]

102. Union Street, Lynn

[SalmonChantedEvening]

103. Worked for Trump.

[Special Prosciuto]

104. Film At Eleven

or

Consumer Price Index

[Dash87]

105. All necromancers welcome

[Kennah]

106. Girl Scout uniform

[Kennah]

108. Eaten by vegans

If you get eaten by vegans, then you have SERIOUSLY fucked up.

[Kennah]

110. Shot while escaping

[BlueStreak]

113. Best. Shriner. Ever.

[Arugula Latte]

115. Bizarre gardening accident

"Best leave it unsolved"

[Demo_Chris]

116. Accepted Pascal's Wager. nt