Near-Toothless Man Guilty Of Biting Off Neighbor's Penis

[marmar]

The tooth can hurt.

An English man with only a couple of teeth was found guilty this week of biting -- or should we saw gumming -- off his neighbor's penis, Kent Online reported.

Jason Martin, 41, got into an altercation with 39-year-old Richard Henderson in their Kent neighborhood in July after Henderson sent Martin a text message asking him to turn down his music, according to the Daily Mail.

Martin bit down on Henderson's penis through his pajamas so forcefully that it became detached, according to the Metro. It was later reattached with stitches. .......................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/jason-martin-toothless-man-bites-off-penis_n_3941110.html

[d_r]

1. "The complete piece is at"

heh heh

[Xyzse]

2. LOL

I laugh while having sympathy pains.

[Kaleva]

3. This should be cross posted in the Gum Job group located in the Recreation topic.

[RedCloud]

4. What a dickhead!

[pinboy3niner]

5. I know what you're thinking. "Does he have six teeth or only two?"

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

But being as these are .44 Magnum gums, the most powerful gums in the world, and would bite your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Goalie49009]

6. I wonder if he paid $5 for that foot long

I told myself I wouldn't go there

[lame54]

7. You should have listened

[Goalie49009]

8. Why thank you lame..

[bluesbassman]

9. Sounds like a great big pointed fang, which is his Zomby Toof...

I wonder if his right foot's bigger than the other one is, like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof?

[csziggy]

10. Was he playing the Eagles when this started?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018482481

[Xipe Totec]

11. Penne al Dente

as in singular, dente.