I reley dont wan to say this...

[KurtNYC]

but I have to now... (vid is a kinetic typography version of a ranting game review written by a child, so over the top it is hysterical)

[Chan790]

1. I kind of want to play that game now...

it can't be worse than some of the crap on Kongregate or Newgrounds.

(Most of the content on the flash mini-game sites is pretty cool...but every once in a while, someone submits a real stinker.)

[KurtNYC]

2. "there is no such thing as bad publicity"

I'll be curious to hear your review if you do play it.

[Chan790]

3. It's honestly the worst game I've ever played.

I have to reveal upfornt...this is an intentionally-bad game made as a parody of RPG tropes, right down to the cheesy music, behind-the-times graphics and forced decisioning.

I literally¹ beat the game by doing nothing but pressing the space bar. The graphics look like original Atari system graphics. The voice acting is the best part and that's because it's intentionally hammy. There is nothing about this to make it an RPG: you're not really playing a role and there is no decision making involved. I guess "action" applies because it's not static. Because Super PSTW Action RPG defies explanation of exactly how terrible a game can be, I've included a link:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495903

¹: It figuratively drives me nuts when people misuse "literally". I do mean "literally" here.

[KurtNYC]

4. I looked at the defintions of literally a while back

and found there were 2 mutually exclusive definitions. The first was as you used the word. The second was the hyperbolic. Ugh.

Here CNN declares it literally the end of the English language to include the second definition:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/index.html

[DireStrike]

6. You haven't played ProgressQuest then.

[Chan790]

7. Would you believe even progressquest was better?

At least, it's a well-made parody. This looked like something I would have made in my 8th grade programming class.

[Skinner]

5. God that is funny!

I'm crying from laughing.

[trof]

8. Then I wouldn't.

Maybe you can unsay it?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. Reminds me of this...

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/387033/may-19-2011/john-lithgow-performs-gingrich-press-release

[KurtNYC]

10. That was great.

I miss 3rd Rock. Love John Lithgow's delivery.

[Iggo]

11. "...beacuase..."

Lol.

[annabanana]

12. must send to gamer sons . . . n/t

[valerief]

13. My new favorite word: Beacuase (bay-ah-coo-az). nt

[savebigbird]

14. OH, MY EYES!!!

The spelling hurts my feelings so badly, yet it is sooooo funny!