I had a dream about mountains of croissants and donuts and rivers of flavored coffee

[MrScorpio]

Box after box and coffee dispenser after hot coffee dispenser, with shot glasses full of expresso.

There were piles of filled and flaky plain croissants and fudge chocolatey and fruity filled and glazed donuts, one more delicious looking after the next.

And I couldn't pick which one I wanted, because I was afraid that once I picked one, someone would get the others and I would miss out.

And for the coffee, the cups were all too small, were used or had holes in them and I couldn't get a decent cup.

And before I knew it, everything... Both the hot coffees and delicious pastries were all gone.

What does this all mean?

What does this ALL mean?

[HarveyDarkey]

1. It means you secretly want to be a cop.

[angstlessk]

5. That is too funny, cause my first thought was he was dreaming he was a cop

great minds and all that

[Brother Buzz]

2. Perhaps you're ready to make the pilgrimage to Harry McClintock's Big Rock Candy Mountains

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

[HarveyDarkey]

7. He didn't say he dreamt he was Charlie the Unicorn

[applegrove]

3. Are you on a no carb diet?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. I think you were just plain hungry!

Dreams about food usually mean just that.

[surrealAmerican]

6. Sometimes dreams like this can be triggered by ...

... subtle odors.

... or just plain hunger.

[elleng]

8. Depraved onna count of deprived???

[pinboy3niner]

9. LOL!

You must have been a juvenile delinquent!

[elleng]

10. Get me to a social worka!!!

[edbermac]

11. Had you seen an episode of Twin Peaks lately?

[Bucky]

12. This is you