I just tweeted two celebrities.

[KamaAina]

And I'm not even that much of a tweep.

First of all, if you saw W. Kamau Bell's show Totally Biased last night, you might have noticed a couple of things. (If you didn't, you should have. It's on every night now, on the new channel FXX. It's like The Daily Show, only with a black guy as the host.) "Cory Booker's Crack House", his favorite show on PBS was spelled "Corey". And Florida's famed herpes-infected monkeys (http://www.democraticunderground.com/11035624) were described as "infested" during a hilarious "intervention" for the Sunshine State. Who knows? Maybe I can get on his writing staff.

Then there's Exene Cervenka, you know, from the band X. She's all fired up about this bogus truckers' strike next month (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023677681) that turns out to be a bunch of teabaggers who hate Obamacare. I sure hope she doesn't turn out to be like Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady). My brief Facebook encounter with her ended thusly:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022730055

with her revealing herself to be an Islamophobic whackjob -- and dragging Cherie Currie from The Runaways down with her!

[jakeXT]

1. Never heard of it

[KamaAina]

2. Update: Exene's a winger.

@kamaaina hahaha!! "right wing obama-hating nut jobs"... name calling!! that doesn't work so well anymore, people are waking up.

Buh-bye, Exene.

Now I'm thinking of a movie script in which a bunch of Z-list celebs are hanging out at some cafe and get hooked up with a dangerous survivalist militia type. We could even get other (saner) Z-list celebs to play them!

P.S. @kamaaina is not my name on Twitter.