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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Sep 20, 2013, 09:05 PM Sep 2013

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How many pine rockers are -- YOU PUNKS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

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How many pine rockers are -- YOU PUNKS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 OP

I prefer Yew Rockers. nt awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #1

YEW ROCKERS GET OFF MY LAWN!!! MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #2

I just left a Betty Crocker... awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #3

What's that about Batik Rockers? nolabear Sep 2013 #4

Polly wantac rocker. MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #6

I have GOT to name a character that. nolabear Sep 2013 #7

Polly Wollydoodle Alda-Day. MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #8

I can't remember the funniest name I ever came up with. DAMMIT!!! MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #9

Oh yeah that explains everything. nolabear Sep 2013 #10

Sweet! KamaAina Sep 2013 #5

Yew kids get off my porch! PuffedMica Sep 2013 #11

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

1. I prefer Yew Rockers. nt

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 10:22 PM

Sep 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

2. YEW ROCKERS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:03 PM

Sep 2013

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I prefer Bettyc rockers.
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awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

3. I just left a Betty Crocker...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:06 PM

Sep 2013

surprise on your lawn

nolabear

(41,960 posts)

4. What's that about Batik Rockers?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:44 PM

Sep 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

6. Polly wantac rocker.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:54 PM

Sep 2013

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Polly got a cloaca.
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nolabear

(41,960 posts)

7. I have GOT to name a character that.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 12:12 AM

Sep 2013

Better yet, Polly Wanda Crocker.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

8. Polly Wollydoodle Alda-Day.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 12:22 AM

Sep 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

9. I can't remember the funniest name I ever came up with. DAMMIT!!!

Reply to nolabear (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 12:34 AM

Sep 2013

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It was in a writing exercise of progressively narrowing perspective.
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It started in the Goodyear blimp overhead at the Super Bowl and
worked its way down-and-down and narrower-and-narrower until
the focus was on an unhappy crab louse (with the funny name)
on one of the players in a huddle.
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He was unhappy because all the other crab lice picked on him
because they thought he was crazy.
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He was.
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But neither he nor any of the other crab lice realized that it was
"normal" for crab lice to be crazy.
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Because, you see...
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... they were crazy.
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The End
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nolabear

(41,960 posts)

10. Oh yeah that explains everything.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 12:39 AM

Sep 2013

My all time favorite remains Nancy Ann Cianci.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

5. Sweet!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Sep 20, 2013, 11:48 PM

Sep 2013

PuffedMica

(1,061 posts)

11. Yew kids get off my porch!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 07:07 AM

Sep 2013

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