You Are What You Wear: Sweatpants Edition

[IdaBriggs]

Someone knocks at your door. You answer wearing sweatpants.

You are obviously announcing to the world --

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	I just finished or am in the middle of my strenuous workout routine.
	2 (25%)
	I work from home; you are lucky I didn't answer in my underwear.
	2 (25%)
	I am very behind in my laundry; please don't judge me.
	0 (0%)
	I am feeling fat and bloated; if you don't have chocolate, LEAVE NOW.
	0 (0%)
	I am sick and feel miserable. If the snot dripping from my nose wasn't a big enough clue, the rats nest that is my hair should clarify things.
	0 (0%)
	Other. Please explain.
	4 (50%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Paladin]

1. I wore a coat and tie for forty years. I am now retired.

If anybody has a problem with my sweat pants, I'll gladly take a moment to pull them down, so that you can kiss my ass.

[dr.strangelove]

2. I wear a suit to the office

at home I go for comfort. If I am in the house, I am either wearing jeans or sweats (long or short depending on the season).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I'm finally retired and I can wear any damn thing I want.

[csziggy]

26. ^^this^^

[Xyzse]

4. I don't have sweatpants.

The nice thing about working out at home, is that I don't have to wear much at all.

I come up to answer the door while working out, I put on shorts and a towel.

[LeftinOH]

5. You're at home; wear whatever you want. n/t

[rrneck]

6. They're warm. It must be cold out. nt

[pipi_k]

7. Other...

It's my house, I wear what I want, and anybody who doesn't like it can get the hell off my doorstep.

[Aristus]

8. Working out.

For lounging, I wear pajamas. Underwear and bathrobe optional depending on the weather...

[sarge43]

9. If I come to the door nekkid, then a judgment call may be in order.

Otherwise, never been a fashionista and don't plan to start now. In house, I wear sweats from November to April. They're warm.

[Chan790]

10. If I'm wearing sweatpants...

it's safe to assume I've been kidnapped and the me you're talking to is not the real me.

[Ron Obvious]

11. Other

I have to look around for sweatpants to put on if someone knocks on the door.

[LiberalEsto]

12. ...that everything else is in the wash. nt

[B Calm]

13. I wear worn out rags at home. They are comfort clothes and

I really don't give a damn what anybody thinks!

[Denninmi]

14. Yes, I work out. Every day. Hard.

I rarely wear sweats, only in the winter. And my workouts are either outdoors or in the gym, no room in my house. But hey, you never know.

And I'm very proud of the fact I work out every day, hard. I would answer the door dripping with sweat if I had to.

No guts, no glory.

[IdaBriggs]

15. FYI I love you all.

[distantearlywarning]

16. I'm hypothyroid and I work from home in a northern state.

I'm cold all the time and pudgy around the middle, and there's nobody here to impress. Sweatpants are my friend from October to April.

[Arkansas Granny]

17. It's my house, I'll wear whatever I'm comfortable wearing and right now it's sweatpants.

If you don't like it, don't knock on my door.

[Glorfindel]

18. I had to choose "pass"

I don't own any sweatpants.

[IdaBriggs]

19. You should buy a pair so you can try it out and participate

In the poll. You can tell people DU and the Internet are effecting your fashion sense.

[sammytko]

29. I don't either.

I prefer shorts. It doesn't get cold enough here for sweatpants.

Maybe flannel pajama pants

[War Horse]

20. I work from home. In sweats.

The clue is to wash them regularly

[hedgehog]

21. The home office gets cold in winter!

[HarveyDarkey]

22. I've never worn them or owned a pair

I like pockets

[femmocrat]

23. My house is a freakin' icebox. nt

[a la izquierda]

24. I answered that I work from home...

because I sort of do. I dress up the three days I go to teach. The rest of the time, I'm parked at my desk in my office at home, working away.

[bigwillq]

25. That I just want to be comfortable

[hopemountain]

27. around here where i live

people where sweatpants all of the time

it never occurred to me to judge them for it. i am not a fan of sweats because they get all stretched out and bunch up. but i were loose comfy jeans, or other comfy loose fitting pantalones from natural fabrics. just not cotton knits.

[Taverner]

28. It means "F&^$#@! YOU MORMONS OR JEHOVAS WITNESSES!!!!"

I'm drinking beer, blood and whatever else you don't like

[Sanity Claws]

30. I'm in for the night

My designer clothes are hanging in my closet and are not comfy as these old worn sweatpants.

[azurnoir]

31. It's cold and I'm cheap

keeping the heat turned down

[tavernier]

32. You will never catch me in anything other than

my ermine robes and tiara. I prefer a full bowed knee over a short curtsy.