This is why I don't shop at Kohl's

[Major Nikon]

[bluesbassman]

1. In some circles that's considered an art form.

[Major Nikon]

2. That's probably why I don't get modern art

[awoke_in_2003]

11. "he understands modern art...

all of it. He is the most interesting man in the world"

[Goalie49009]

3. OUCH!

that made me cross my legs and grunt a bit

[Xyzse]

4. I did the same thing.

Ouch.
You know, a strip mall near me has the same exact stores.

Now I want to go to them and petition them to arrange their signs to show it that way.

[hollysmom]

5. BWAH!!!! but

Kohl's supports my charity, so I have to give them some support. But everytime I walk into that store, I get physically ill. I think they are spraying something into the air.

[dr.strangelove]

6. um, doesn't everyone staple dicks

um, hello, anyone here. Guess I am the only one.

[Arugula Latte]

7. I see that that's gone mainstream. The hipsters are going to have to move on now I guess.

[GalaxyHunter]

8. haha!

that's too funny!

[AnneD]

9. The perfect Christmas store...

for those on your list that have been naughty.

[Major Nikon]

10. !